Yes, dafuq??! I ain't letting some guy control my dad

I swiftly ran to grab the rulebook and give it to my father, "Dad! We found this notebook that can make whatever you write in it into reality, and apparently Allen has a crush on both of us, so now he's making us do this see? I pointed at the page Allen wrote in, that's why I'm on a leash and why you're so horny right now, please you gotta change what he wrote before he comes back!!!" I whispered hurriedly. With a worried expression, he nods and pulls out a pen from his pocket, he then rips out Allen's page and proceeds to write something down...