Yes, and they do a prank to an annoying customer

The next day Tim was having a very stressful day at the shop. It’s not that there were a lot of clients but the kind of clients that require a lot of time and effort and who, usually, end up not buying anything.

To make matters worse, one of those clients was an annoying guy who loved to play to the remote. Each time he visited the store, he asked to use the remote on Tim, but he never bought anything. In addition, he was quite rude.

However, Tim’s face lighted up when he saw Kevin entering the shop.

“Hey, Tim” – Said Kevin.

“Hi, Kevin. I am so glad to see you"- Said Tim, sincerely - "I really need your help, Kev. See that guy over there? He is a very annoying customer, who always drive me crazy. Please, help me doing a prank on him” – Explained Tim hurriedly.

“eh, ok, but…are you going to use the remote on him? I think that was not how the club worked?” – Asked Kevin, confused.

“No, no. Of course, not. In fact, it's the other way round: He is going to use the remote on me but I want him to believe that he fucked up my dick forever so he does not come back to the shop” – Said Tim – “He is going to ask me to use the remote on me, so when he does, I will distract him so you will have just to change the working remote for this broken one”.

“I see” – said Kevin, clearly thinking about all Tim had said.

In that moment, the annoying customer approached Tim. He was older than Tim, in his late 30s, but looked much older. He had an unkempt beard and a general disheveled appearance. When he got close to Tim and Kevin both realized that he smelled badly of ****, and it was just Tuesday 10.30 A.M.

“Boy, bring here your dick. I want to make it a cunt” – Said the customer to Tim rudely.

Tim sighed

“Oh, shit, is he always that rude?” – Asked Kevin.

“No, he is usually in better spirits. He had never been so rude, but that really shows that we must do something about him” – Answered Tim.

Tim went to meet the customer.

“Lower your pants, boy and give me the remote” – Said the customer.

Tim took a remote and gave it to them. Meanwhile, he also told Kevin where the non-working remote was. Tim lowered his pants and underwear and faced the customer.

“Nice” – said the customer – “Let’s transform that juicy dick into a cunt” - The customer shrank both Tim’s penis and balls until he had nothing visible between his legs. Tim, who was used to guys shrinking him, was completely uncomfortable by his behavior. Kevin, meanwhile, was fuming at the customer attitude with Tim.

“let me see your cunt” – Said the customer to Tim and he got close to him. Meanwhile, he left the working remote over a table. In that moment, Kevin appeared and changed that remote for the non-working one.

The guy was checking Tim’s crotch with curiosity. Tim was used to guys checking him out so he was seldom uncomfortable in that situation, but the rudeness of this guy was putting him off.

“Ok, the show finished. Please, restore my usual the size” – Said Tim after a while, politely but seriously.

The guy took the remote and tried to restore Tim’s jewels. Of course, the remote was not working.

“Shit, this is not working” – Said the customer.

“What do you mean, it’s not working” – asked Tim. He took the remote and started fumbling with it – “Shit, it’s dead” – He exclaimed.

“No problem, take a different one” – Said the customer.

“No, it won't work. You put it so inside of me that a different remote won’t recognize that as a dick” – Said Tim pretending to be panicking.

“Well, you have a watch that can restore your manhood” – Proposed the client.

“No, it’s the same problem. It won’t recognize my genitals” – Explained Tim – “Shit, you nullified me” – Screamed Tim – “I am going to call the police”.

The guy just mumbled something and started running. Tim was sure he would never see him again in the shop.

“Shit, Tim, that guy was something else. Are your customers so rude?” – Asked Kevin.

Tim sighed. He normally enjoyed the pranks but this one was very difficult for him. “Fortunately, not, he was the rudest by far. Most people are polite and thankful that they can try the things on me. But this guy was just using me as his toy” – Explained Tim.

“It’s over, Tim” – said Kevin while he took the right remote and restored Tim’s usual size.

“Thank you, Kevin” – said Tim, who already looked in better mood – “By the way, your dad came yesterday”.

“Yes, he told me. He was very happy with the watch. He can have this dick all day and then conceal it just when mum is around” – Explained Kevin.

“Your mum is a character” – Said Tim.

“uff, you don’t know it well, but they work better together than it seems” – Said Kevin – “Don’t get me wrong. I do not want him in, but my dad would fit the club as well”.

Tim laughed – “By the way, Kevin, we will meet at my and Jim’s place on Friday to see the material we recorded last weekend. You will love it”.

“Of course, I would love to see how you pranked me. I believed your bullshit about the penis eating fish” – Said Kevin.

“In your defense, I think a penis eating fish is far more believable than a remote altering penis sizes, so I can’t really blame you” – Joked Tim - "Also, we are such good actors".

Tim gave Kevin his address and then, Kevin left. Tim kept working. The shop was now empty so he will have time to think new pranks and dares.

TO BE CONTINUED?

Note: I loved writing Tim’s and the guys adventures and I intend to continue them in the near future if I have good ideas. If the right idea(s) comes, I may even make it a stand-alone story. Of course, fell free to suggest, comment or continue the story.