Yes, after she laughs in his face

Seamus drove home, trying to figure out the best way to broach the topic with his wife. The idea of telling his wife that he needed to add her as a Custom Girl to an app that he had in order to avoid having weird things happen when random other people, and her, were potentially added anyway as Custom Girls? Uh-huh, that's a great way to get your wife to tell you that you need to take your long delayed vacation.

"Learn to drive!" Seamus shouted as he jerked out of the way of a driver that decided that having 1/3 of their vehicle sharing the same space as his was perfectly in line with the laws of physics. "Bloody morons, where'd you get your driver's license? A cracker jack box?" Seamus muttered, slowing down enough to give them the necessary space to avoid a collision in case their stupidity continued.

Seeing his watch flashing again, Seamus grumbled: "What now?" Wanting to screw his eyes shut but not trusting his lane keep assist and enhanced cruise control that much, Seamus decided to sigh tiredly instead and bring his wrist up in view before tapping the watch again.

Once again, a woman's holographic figure filled the space above his watch, but he could only catch glimpses as he carefully looked through it at the road. He caught a name: Gina F something, a few random numbers: 19, 36C, 28", 32", 5'2", and it was at that point he realized he was looking at her physical stats. Groaning a little, because he didn't really need to know this much about someone else, but first things first, who was Gina F.?

That was when he spotted it. The vanity plate on the powder blue Prius in front of him. The one that had just cut him off. 'GINANO1'. He was looking at a Custom Girls profile of the person in the vehicle in front of him! "No!" Seamus shouted and stabbed at his watch angrily, hoping he had hit the x button this time.

But the sudden drop in speed from the vehicle in front of him from 79 miles per hour and less than 15' from the vehicle in front of Gina to a relatively sedate 70, meaning their vehicle was now going the speed limit, clued Seamus in to the fact that he had probably just added yet another person to his list of acquired subjects. But it was too late to figure out what exactly he had just done because it now it was his time to exit the freeway.

A few minutes later, watching the garage door close in the rear-view mirror, Seamus contemplated the sudden changes that had happened today, in just the past two hours. He had gone from getting ready to go home to possibly losing his job to having an obsessed boss to acquiring a random stranger's intimate data to now needing to figure out how best to tell his wife he needed her to agree to be his next acquisition in an app. Well, that last job wouldn't get any easier sitting in the vehicle, in his garage, staring at himself in the mirror.

Seamus grabbed his coffee mug and walked in. "Hi honey! I'm home, where are you?"

His wife replied: "In the dining room, dinner is ready."

His stomach rumbled loudly and Seamus laughed, "Awesome! Sounds great, I forgot to eat lunch so I'm definitely hungry!"

His wife frowned at him: "Honey, you know better than that..."

Seamus shrugged: "I know, but by the time I looked up it was time to leave anyway." He leaned over and kissed her on the cheek, then cupped her cheek with his hand and drew her in for a deep kiss on the lips. "I love you, Alice."

Alice smiled up at him: "I love you, Seamus." The warmth in her eyes lasted a moment, then he saw the thunderclouds gather: "Now sit down and eat before your food gets cold!"

Seamus smiled contentedly, "Yes, dear."

They spent the next fifteen minutes talking about non-work, non-stress based topics, as was their custom, before Seamus brought up the topic of the app. After incredulous laughter from his wife, then seething blistering rage at Jill when her part in the story came to light, then snorts of disbelief at the story of the drive home, Alice eventually chuckled and said: "Sure! Go ahead, if you really need me on your app, please do! I definitely don't want to be left off of your growing harem!"

Seamus groaned: "I don't want a harem! I just want to ensure the app doesn't add anyone without my say so!"

Alice looked at him askance: "Tried deleting it honey?

Seamus replied: "Yes!" He shook his head. "It didn't work." Opening the app on his watch, he showed it to his wife and asked her again, "are you sure you're okay with my adding you and potentially making changes? I'm not interested in doing anything more than I need to."

Alice leaned back, "You know, I've always wanted straight hair but I could never get it straight without destroying it. That could be nice!" She still had a snicker in her voice at this idea, but she looked interested at some of the possibilities. "You know what, do your worst! You've wanted me to get pierced nipples for years and I've always said no. Now is your chance!"

Seamus looked at his wife in shock at her sudden willingness, but even after one more attempt, Alice was still agreeing to it. At that point, Seamus shrugged, added his wife and then looked at a number of options, finally drilling it down to three.

1. Pierced: Custom Girl will acquire piercings in her nipples and clitoris, with chains connecting them. 6 gems.

Seamus tried to find another version that would only do the nipples, but he couldn't find any while he was searching.

2. Always Made Up: Custom Girl will always smell fresh and look as if they've had their hair and make up done by a professional. 5 gems

3. Ask First: Custom Girl will always have to ask permission from the user before pleasuring herself or orgasming. 10 gems

Seamus had tried so hard not to put the third one on the list he was contemplating, but it just made him so interested in what it could do, and Alice had told him to do his worst, right?