Yes, a nifty feature from the remote. (Part swap - Bust sizes)

And just on cue, information on what just happened to me poured into my mind. It wasn't like a firecracker exploding behind you, damn Rose. It was quiet, like copying your assignment from Valepedia, boring as hell but one info got you snorting a befuddled huh at the time.

“I switched bodies and lives with a Schnee? A chick of all people?” Saying it out loud did little to clear my mind. It’s almost as if it was all true. The hell?

I pulled out a mirror that I just knew I had, in a jacket I've always owned and wore. The face that greeted me was a shocked one but it wasn't my mug, not Cardin Winchester at all. You see I had a rugged mug. Square face and chiseled jaws that would make any ladies weak in the knees. Right now though I had a doll's face, one of those porcelain ones that just looked perfect. The only thing reminding me that this was a real person was the scar near her eye and even then it looked impossibly perfect on her.

"That's me?" I said those words but it was Weiss Schnee that spoke. Her face contorted into bewilderment, like that time I had to solo an Ursa Major on my own. On her face it looked like she just saw some dude's jewels and that sent a shock down there. Did I even have a dick?

I patted at myself again from chest to crotch. One hand greedily squeezed at my ample boobs while the other dug between my legs looking for my lil bro.

"Where the hell did it go?" Of course, something in brain told me, it wasn't there to begin with. I was Weiss Schnee, heiress to the most powerful company in all of Remnant, not some dumb brute from Vale who spent too much time on his muscles than his training- what's with the self own?!

"Someone's getting grabby." Xiao Long just had to remind me she existed.

Here I was in a hallway wearing my favorite dress apparently, in a designer jacket that cost more than some dude's entire life savings, apparently on the way back to my actual dorm room at the ass end of this wing, groping my boobs that I’ve had all my life.

Squeeze.

Well these boobs feel real. And they were starting to ache from my manhandling. I stopped grabbing between my legs, all that did was flutter this dress and drive wind up my ass. It was like I wasn't wearing anything down there at all!

“Whatcha doing there, Weiss? Y’know other than copping a feel out in the open.”

“Xiao Long…” I growled at the bitch but this stupid body made my threat sound like a cat. “It’s none of your goddamn business.”

"I dunno about that Weiss-y, " she laughed. Not before teasing me by shoving her tits at my face. Now normally that would leave me rock hard but I was missing some equipment. Something down there was getting hot though. Probably Weiss's pussy gushing out a puddle... thanks to my own imagination. Damn, is that how body swapping works?

Bitch towered over me. I used to be a confident six footer but now I was a head below Yang Xiao Long. Ugh, this is infuriating! Oh hey, a new word. Something in the back of my head made the gray matter equivalent of a nod. And now I was mentally jerking myself off for being so cunty. Gods is that how the ice princess brain worked??

Yes- what was that?

I didn't have time to fight my thoughts as once again I was assaulted by Xiao Long in a tight embrace.

"Somebody's cranky again~"

"Get the hell off me- damn you're so soft."

"Ooohh, did I awaken something in ya Weiss? Didn't know you swung that way."

"Of course I do, I'm not gay."

"Uhuh and doodles stay straight in boiling water."

Oh right. I'm a chick now. Damn body swapping- she smushed her chest on me again. Those mountains of hers... god damn it smelt like booze and lilacs. I should've felt heaven...

"Lemme just give you big ol' hug huh, sharing is caring."

... but her cow tits were pissing me off.

Damn it! This was practically a dream come true but I was only partially excited judging how the floor below me hadn't formed a puddle. At best some nectar started drooling down my thigh.

It's her dumb breasts! Always flaunting it when people around! That wasn't 'my' thoughts but that was spontaneous enough for me to feel the JEALOUSY.

So swap it- what?

That wasn't my thoughts was it? I knew my own and I knew Weiss's. Hers usually involved being a pompous bitch or being insecure about her figure- like how insecure I felt when Xiao Long started smashing her tits on my own. The nerve of her to kneel down a bit to my level...

Swap~

I looked at the remote again. One of the buttons had that shine. Eventually my curiosity got the better of me and I clicked.

And my chest started tingling. It was little sparks first. I looked down and there they were standing all perky due to my arousal. Then a ripple came, I saw the damn things bounce on their own. Soon my chest started feeling the heat. Then I heard a slap, felt it even. What were a handful suddenly became soft balls. But it wasn't over, the things still kept growing.

"Ughh." I pushed Xiao Long away- more like my chest did with a really unique pop.

By the time it was over, my tits were the size of melons. The damn breasts were practically gushing out the seams, ready to pop out of this dress.

"Woah!" I jolted forward.

The stupid remote didn’t account for my new ballistics and the gravity that came with it. The damn mountains dragged me forward, then pulled back at it me shoving me back into place. What in the third laws of motion was that? I had to hold them down to stop the tremors.

"If you ever wanna have fun and share your goods, Weiss, just hit me up." Xiao Long, I forgot she was here. I turned to her and to my surprise she was missing two big things.

"What happened to your tits?" I blurted out.

"What? You hit yourself or something." This was a doppelgänger right? Or Xiao Long's lost twin? When the hell did Xiao Long not have "twins"?? "I've always been lacking up top. Which is cool, makes more dudes stare at my ass."

"You were just shoving your tits at me." My breasts jiggled.

"And what's wrong with a little skinship?" She crossed her arms, which did nothing given she was almost flat as a chessboard. "Besides, flat is justice as I say. And I got all the goods down here."

She never says that! When the hell does she say that? At least she gave me a show by shaking her ass in front of me. She may have lost her mountains to the carving but her bakery survived.

Apparently now, with her tits- errWeis s's tits on her, Xiao Long was still some hot stuff.

I respect that.

"Now quit your groping Weiss. If anybody sees you doing that in public, rumors are gonna spread, hah." Ah, they had gotten so big I just wanted to lift them up like dumb bells. "Don't want to be called the Atlesian cow now do you?"

"Ah," I dropped my hands and my boobs dropped a little. The tremors were enough to get me into the mood however."My stops, here."

I pointed to CRDL's dorm.

"You hit your head Weiss?" Xiao Long asked, her face looked like she saw me grow another jug.

The life swap. Damn it. I'm rich. This is a steak too juicy, lobster too buttery situation.

"Oh right. We should head back or maybe I can kick your ass in a fight Xiao Long?"

"Ohoh, now I KNOW you hit your head." Her hair flared up, arms raised in a jest but also alert. I, in turn, took a fighting pose. Which I botched 'cause my head was fighting between doing a fencer's rest or my usual thug mace pose. "What are you doing?"

"You're right, blondie." I can't kick her ass like this. The drool from my second mouth finally reached the floor. I'm too horny to fight.

"Blondie?" She's perturbed but then she looked down where my legs were. "Woah, you're 'melting'."

Somehow I appreciated her subtlety. It technically wasn't my body but Weiss's embarrassment at being called a skank still affected me. As punishment for this body's doubt I pulled my top down a bit to let the jugs spill out in front of Yang.

"Let's head back, I wanna check something..." I walked ahead, directions to RWBY's dorm already in my mind. "... alone."

"Ha! If you want some alone time then I can drag the girls out so you can do your business. But you'll owe me a favor, waterfalls." She caught up, her legs were longer than mine and toned. I was soon staring at her ass watching it wiggle and ignoring how my own ass was wiggling.

"Deal."

And for the first time, Weiss Schnee and Yang Xiao Long were buddy buddies.