It was Weiss Schnee… (Accidental Body Swap and Life Swap)

“Schnee!” That name was poison. She was the reason why I was bruised up. Remember?

…

Yes, I know how physics work! My Aura tanked most of the damage. Doesn’t mean I won’t feel like I got hit by a freight train the next day.

But that wasn’t important right now. Now I had some words for the bitch.

“Schnee!”

“Ugh, I heard you the first time Cardin. What do you want?” She tilted her head, eyes scanning me from head to toe. “If it’s about your injuries, I won’t apologize. We are huntsmen in training. Also. May I remind you, you asked for it when you heckled me?”

“I did not! That was a cheap shot you bitch. Launching a dude at mach 1 with your dumb magical glyphs is crazy even for you.” Thank the gods for aura.

“You didn’t try to dodge.”

“Cus I could tank it!” Ugh, I pulled a muscle.

“Then what’s the issue?” She didn’t even try to hide her smug smirk. And why did she have to look hot while doing it? Urgh. If she only had the jugs to match her big name.

“Are we finished? I still have to check on my ‘glorious’ leader. Adieu, Cardin.” She went past me.

“I’m not finished!”

“Oh?” She did not turn. Then proceeded to walk.

This bitch—

I didn’t realize I squeezed the damn thing hard enough to press some buttons.

And my eyesight went dark… only to comeback almost immediately. Unfortunate was my eyes which failed to register where Schnee went.

“Uuurrrgghh, I’m gonna barf.” I lost my balance and lost sight of Schnee. I only heard footsteps.

Thud!

Great. My door just locked itself. Schnee was missing too. Doesn’t matter. I went back to my door acting like nothing happened.

And you know what? Deluding myself into thinking I wasn’t hurt actually worked this time. Why I got back to my dorm room in no time.

…

It’s locked.

Could this day get any worse?

Just needed to pull out my keys and I’ll be back on my bed resting…

Eh?

I just realized my pockets were gone. Replaced by the softest fabric known to man.

The worse was to come as I looked down.

My skin was pale. Like not cold like a ghost, it was white like porcelain?

“What the fuck?”

A weight on my chest that never existed made its presence known. Like an ancient evil awakening only this one was less ancient and more dairy adjacent. It was faint but something was clearly different. What the…

My eyes weren’t playing tricks on me. I wasn’t wearing my pajamas. I was in some dress! And for some reason, I had boobs!

I raised my hands just above my belly where my chest was. My dainty hands reached for something and what I felt was something soft.

Squeeze.

I knew these…

“Boobs.” I said those words but my voice sounded tinny. Like I swallowed some helium. “The fuck?”

I needed a mirror. And maybe a doctor. But life only gives you lemons and in my case it was…

“Yoooo Weiss! Having fun over there?”

Yang Xiao Long.

Also who’s she calling a Schnee??