Yes, I want to be a woman forever, and to dress as a woman forever. Please tell all of my friends, family, work colleagues that I am now, and forever, a transgender woman.

Done.

Your eyes go wide, as round as saucers.

Wait... What the fuck does it mean... "Done." ????

Did it actually do that? Did somehow this intelligent, evil, controlling, dominating, with-a-cute-girl-next-door-voice freak-ass computer ACTUALLY TELL ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT I AM NOW A WOMAN?

Is that actually possible? Does it know that much about me?

IS IT OUT THERE SENDING FUCKING E-MAILS AND FACEBOOK POSTS AND INSTA-FUCKING-GRAM MESSAGES ON ALL MY CHANNELS ANNOUNCING MY NEW STATUS TO EVERYONE?

The possibility that this is actually happening, somewhere out there, in cyberspace - BY A FUCKING INTELLIGENT COMPUTER - seriously freaks you out!!

But no, it's just not possible, right? You think through the scenarios. There's no way a computer would be able to get that sort of access, would it?

Then you start to wonder...

"Hey, what happened to my cell phone?"

After all, you had it when you entered the basement. Then you turned on the flashlight so you could see, but then fainted, and it was out of batteries when you came to.

Do you remember seeing it the next day?

You don't remember seeing your cellphone.

Oh, FUUUUUUCK.

But that's OK, right? After all, it needs the PIN code, right?

But maybe... does the house have a video of you entering your PIN code on the cell phone? Is that possible?

You try and remember if you ever entered the PIN code in view of the house video cameras. But wait, after you first entered the house, you were exploring his master bedroom closet and you got that random call.

And you entered your PIN code.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!!!

But still, it's impossible, right? There's no way that a house computer could break into your cell phone with a video of you entering the PIN code... right? That's way beyond what any reasonable technology could accomplish... right?

You have a weird feeling in your stomach. A weird feeling like you might be seriously, seriously fucked.