Yep. And thensome.

The moment you walked towards the wooden gates, two armored guards, the armor being a only tight breast plates amd cock rings, blocked your path with wood and steel spears. They glared down at you and their dicks flared. A clear sign you better make a good casemor else you were getting two fat horse dicks in you at once, "Halt... what do you want, outsider?"

Puffing out your chest and showing a good sidemof your balls, "I'm herento collect, and possibly sell, good wares for my quest. Thats it."

The right one, the red head, huffed, "Your kind are as shufty as your balls are big."

"I can prove my trustworthiness easily," you immediately hold up your balls and jiggle them in front of the pair, "Did you know that for Tanuki's, the balls are the source of our power?"

To your expectation, niether nodded.

You had to hold back a smirk, "Well, it's mostly a metaphor. Are balls are simply sacred to us because... well look at 'em!" You play with yourself a little and noticed how the brunette on the left was getting a little flustered. The red head glared, but the twitch betrayed her. She too was interested.

"What's your point?" The red head grunted as she held her partner back.

"As a show of good faith, I want you both to play with my balls," they seemed taken a back and you continued, "I'll be putty in your hands. ****. I want to show you just how honest I am with gesture of good faith that all monsters, especially my kind can understand. And bless you with good luck. What do you say?"

Both of them glanced at each other for a second before they both rushed over and began massaging your balls as they held your shortstack body up. They were a bit rough, but certainly nothing you weren't used too. The brunette even gave your left sack some kisses and licks. You moaned and shuddered in their grip.

All while holding back a smirk. They fell for your bs hook, line, and sinker. Now all they had to do was let you. At the very least, if they didn't, you'd get some compensation out of this.

A good saleswoman always got something good out of a pitch.

After a few minutes, they place you down and cease blacking your path. The red head nods to the entrace, "be on your way ans make no trouble."

You blow them both a kiss, the brunette catching it, and walk in.

Now...