Chapter 7
by 
Nemo of Utopia
Is That What Happened?
Yep, But It Comes With Some Sweet Updates...
You take a look at your sheet and are relatively unsurprised by what you find.
Ali the Alley Ambassador
Level: Rogue 1/Quest Giver 1 (Quest Giver +1)
HP: 14 (+7)
Str : 4 (+1)
Mag: 1 (+1)
Def: 3 (+0)
Abilities:
Sneak attack: Deals double damage to a surprised opponent.
Offer Quest: You can offer to give the heroes experience and other fixed rewards programmed by the game-makers for doing various types of complex favors for you. You can have no more Quests than your Quest Giver Levels at least 2/3 of which have to be part of your main Quest String.
Basic Equipment Proficiency: you can use 3 Weapons of Your Choice, (Must be simple and one-handed), all common non-combat gear, and suits of padded armor or leather armor.
Okay, so, you have a basic set of skills now, you wonder how you are going to set those three weapons but you'll figure it out.
The girl puts away her bow and smiles. "Wow! An undisclosed easter-egg quest-giver here in this back alley and I'm the one that finds him? My friends are going to be so fucking jealous! Okay, big guy, I accept the Quest, lay it on me." She says, and almost against your will you start speaking.
What Is It That You Say To Her?
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope