Yeah, but this shit gets crazier

After being dragged into the darkness, John is now flying through what looks to be an acid induced pipe dream.

He's flying through what appears to be a rainbow tube, colours zooming all around, even colours he's never even seen before.

He falls what feels like an eternity, screaming the whole way.

John closes his eyes in fear, hoping this nightmare ends soon but just then, the rainbow tube finally spits him out.

John now opens his eyes and sees something worse than an endless acid bifrost, the ground, he screams once more, seeing the ground getting closer and closer.

John has never been a religious man but now with closed eyes, he uses every ounce of energy to pray for himself to wake, internally screaming, "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!".

As he continues to plead, he comes to an abrupt halt as he lands on something. Just then he bounces off his first landing pad and lands on another before falling once again, finally stopping.

John then takes a few stunned breaths, all filled with shock, fear and literally every emotion that wants to come out, he then opens his eyes before saying, "Ho-ho-ho, thank all the gods, solid ground".

Just then, the "solid ground" begins titling, causing John to look around frantically, clawing the "ground" to stop his impending fall but his attempts fail as he falls once again.

Now finally hitting the dirt below, landing on his side, as the echo of the thud dissipates throughout the nearby area, John follows it up with a long groan of agony.

He then rolls onto his back and looks up seeing what he landed on, three enormous mushrooms, larger than redwoods.

His attention is then taken away as he looks up and sees the sky isn't dark or even blue for that matter, it's turquoise with a few red clouds that he can see.

John is now confused as through his pained breaths, he says, "What, the, fuck?".

Just after those words leave his lips, he hears a somewhat high-pitched voice say, "Oh goodie! You're alive!".