Yeah, Makes Sense

I thought about the message for a few minutes and finally decided the safe play was best.

Me, 11:56PM: Yeah, makes sense.

Emily, 11:57PM: Plus, like you said, not a skill I'd use in person anyway, so hooking with someone is just more fun.

Me, 11:57PM: Definitely. I get it. OK, I'm gonna crash, talk to you tomorrow."

Emily, 11:58PM: Liar. First you're going to go find a JOI, lol. Enjoy!"

Me, 11:58PM: But like you said, not as fun as in-person.

Emily, 11:59PM: Unless you're in a dry spell like me. Then you take what you can get.

Me, 11:59PM: Your dry spells never last long. You'll find some innocent freshman to corrupt by next week!

Emily, 12:00AM: Probably. Happy Birthday!!!

Me, 12:00AM: Thanks! Doesn't feel any different, haha.

Emily, 12:00AM: Can't wait to celebrate tomorrow! What do you want for your birthday?

Me, 12:01AM: Yep, should be fun! OK, I'm actually going to call it a night now.

Emily, 12:01AM: Haha, OK. Good night!

I put my phone down and fired up my laptop to find some dirty videos. As I explored my favorite site, my phone buzzed periodically with birthday wishes from friends and family. I thanked everybody until I found a video I wanted to watch and then put my phone on Do Not Disturb. I started playing the video and was really getting into it, when my phone started ringing loudly. That only happened when my parents or Emily called me three times in a row, which was supposed to only be for emergencies. I looked at my phone, and it was my mom.

I stopped jerking off and covered myself up (which was weird, since it was a phone call). I answered the phone begrudgingly and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing is wrong! Just wanted to wish you happy birthday!" I thanked her, told her the three quick calls was supposed to be for emergencies. She said the first one was a mis-dial, so she'd technically only called me twice. I thanked her again for calling and put the phone back down. Suddenly, finding the right mood to jerk off didn't seem possible, so I shut down my computer, put some boxers and sweatpants on, and went to bed.