XXXmas Party: Box of Condoms

Mr. Howard's hand emerged from the bag holding a small box of a variety of condoms.

"Hmmmm Flavored condoms and all kinds in here." he said as he held it high with grim seriousness. Everyone snickered and laughed.

"Way better than my gift. Not that I use them." Coach Reed said under his breath looking at his miniature stuffed Cougar with a rainbow pride shirt in revulsion.

"You know Leah...Mrs. Williams...I think being able to look into the future is a pretty powerful thing." he said. Some people laughed. There were far far better gifts than her 8-Ball floating around. "I'll take the 8-Ball."

He exchanged the gift with Leah, a stare of mocking victory as he took the 8-ball and handed her the box of condoms.

"You and Jonathan aren't trying to start a family yet are you?" Those around chuckled, while he snorted with a laugh adding "Besides--I don't like to use condoms." he gave her a look that said, "but you probably know that."

She shot daggers at him.

As the Dirty Santa game concluded Leah had an opportunity to mill about the Christmas party.