XXXmas Party: Bottle of Lube

Mr. Howard's hand emerged from the bag holding a small bottle of KY water-based sex lubricant.

"Hmmmm A bottle of lube." he said as he held it high with grim seriousness. Everyone snickered and laughed.

"Still better than my gift." Coach Reed said looking at his miniature stuffed Cougar with a rainbow pride shirt in revulsion.

"You know Leah...Mrs. Williams...I think being able to look into the future is a pretty powerful thing." he said. Some people laughed. There were far far better gifts than her 8-Ball floating around. "I'll take the 8-Ball."

He exchanged the gift with Leah, a stare of mocking victory as he took the 8-ball and handed her a bottle of lubricant.

"Besides--you may need this more than me." he said with a snorting laugh.

She shot daggers at him.

As the Dirty Santa game concluded Leah had an opportunity to mill about the Christmas party.