XXXmas Party: Aphrodisiac Pills

Mr. Howard's hand emerged from the bag holding a small blister of pills.

"Hmmmm Some aphrodisiac pills." he said as he held it high with grim seriousness. Everyone snickered and laughed. They were the kind that you could commonly find behind a gas station counter. "Horny Hornets", "Little Blue Pills," "All Night Long" or some such non-prescription pill filled with who knew what. Most people thought they didn't even work. Leah had never, of course, needed assistance with that kind of thing.

"Still better than my gift." Coach Reed said looking at his miniature stuffed Cougar with a rainbow pride shirt in revulsion before adding quickly "Though I certainly don't need those things."

"You know Leah...Mrs. Williams...I think being able to look into the future is a pretty powerful thing." he said. Some people laughed. There were far far better gifts than her 8-Ball floating around. "I'll take the 8-Ball."

He exchanged the gift with Leah, a stare of mocking victory as he took the 8-ball and handed her the small pack of aphrodisiac pills. There were only two in the small cardboard-backed container.

"Doubt you and your fiance would need these as newlyweds....but maybe once the honeymoon period wears off." he said with a snorting laugh many around him joined in.

She shot daggers at him.

As the Dirty Santa game concluded Leah had an opportunity to mill about the Christmas party.