Wrath of God

It was cool outside tonight, the waning moon shone lazily on the city rooftops, Your feet carrying You smoothly across them as You flew with grace among the shadows, You wondered as You swiftly travelled along the rooftops, thinking on Diana's subtle advances, her trying very hard to still be the hard nut sister when You could read her like a book, these days You felt like the two of You had had a connection, been close in ways that You couldn't imagine-

You were midair when the shot went off, this made it hard to dodge, but luckily You were fast enough and the sniper was far enough so that when You twisted Your shoulders to shift You weight, the Bullet only grazed the skin on Your back, tearing Your shirt and leaving a long and bloody wound that burned terribly as You defended to the rooftops.

You landed well enough, far from gracefully, a claw scraping along the cement to steady Yourself, eyes looking sharply in, first where You thought the shot went off, and secondly, everywhere else.

But He saw no-one, hear no sounds save for the close sounds of people and cars bellow, He could not smell anyone, felt no fear or exhilaration, but... resolutely, He prodded the Beast within

"Can You-"

SHHH, CLOSE YOUR EYES, I'M TRYING TO LISTEN

closing Your eyes, You felt the Beast listen through Your ears, combing through the sounds with his claws, strumming the audio like a harp, picking and choosing through the light buzzing of a broken streetlight, the gentle rumble of a car engine being revved more than it wanted, a street vendor begging for people to buy his cheap counterfeit necklaces and then... one... no two sets of very quietly but very quickly beating hearts, one far off to Your left side and the other flying towards You at a rapid speed.

Turning to Look at Your attacker, You saw a single contradictory figure, this contradistinction coming from how they were both covered in spots of blinding light, but also how certain features were obscured by the light of the waning moon behind them "ad victorium!" You heard the attacker whisper as she came hurtling towards you.

Your reaction was sharp and quick, Your body becoming transparent and loose, allowing the figure, who swung a long kind of weapon at You, to pass right through Your Misty form, as soon as they went through You and You reformed, the figure moved with lightning-fast speed, masterfully spinning their bladed weapon, the long arcing Blade spinning towards You "A scythe?" You thought, evading it's gleaming form gracefully_ _"A Silver scythe?" You realised, narrowly ducking a slash from Your attacker who had come forth with a flurry of masterfully quick slashes, not one of them touched You, Your body seemed to react naturally to the attack, and You could hear an almost silent chuckle.

Deciding that enough was enough, You flowed through their swipes, reaching out and easily batting the weapon away with such **** that when the back of Your hand collided with the Attacker's wrist, a sickening crunch came.

A quiet yelp sounded, that of woman, Her long weapon clinking as it slid across the rooftop, utilising Her pause, You took a hold of her throat, Your fingers clutching Her tightly as she immediately began to ****, You hissed in pain, feeling Your skin boiling against the metal that covered her neck, tossing her aside, You clutched Your hand in surprise "Was that Chainmail, silver chainmail?" You thought, looking at the woman who rolled back into a kneeling position, You could see her a little better now, spotting the wide Black brimmed hat that obscured her face, the Pitch black, high-collar trench coat that covered her torso was covered in bright silver plate, the metal gleaming so that it made You thin Your eyes to see.

ANOTHER, TO OUR RIGHT!

Another shot went off, this one You stepped away from with ease, feeling the presence of another attack coming towards You, this one was larger, heavier, slower than she was, it did him no favours considering how quickly You were processing everything, however as the loud hissing sound of Metal being brandished, your eyes clamped shut, a blazing hot liquid being thrown at Your face, You raised an arm to shield the liquid away, the rampant liquid sinking into You skin like acid, but the pain of what You decided was just water, did nothing to stop You from countering a wide swing of You attacker's silver sword, claws scraping along the body of the sharp weapon as You caught it. The Man seemed taken aback, the sword burned Your hand painfully, but it was not sharp enough to cut through Your palm muscles which flexed like steel, shoving an elbow into the Man's chest, he lurched, his body thumping against the ground as the Woman flew up, something that looked like a small crossbow pointed at You.

You stood before the two, looking at them with Your crimson eyes with contemplation, You were miffed that Your shirt was ruined, the light pains of Your back and hands were already beginning to subside and so more than anything You were just curious

"Hello to You too." You said, smiling, the Woman paused, the gleam of the beautiful silver mask under her wide hat, The Man wore a Black Bomber jaked that hugged his strong frame, a heavy Black hood, paired with a stark white face mask covered his face, His long, very old looking firearm still slung over his back, it looked like Flintlock, engraved like Her Scythe, it's curved, sharp bayonette a Blinding silver, a modern scope as well as other attachments stuck to it, You couldn't see any exposed skin, they where covered head to toe in Black and Silver, but Dark brown eyes looked at You as You dusted off Your shoulder

"You know, shooting and trying to chop someone up is one hell of greeting." You said fiercely, the two getting up to their feet, retrieving and brandishing their weapons, ready to battle once again, You stood tall and dark, claws like razors, fangs hungry for blood "I would really like to know just why it is that You think that You can come at me like this?" You whispered they stayed silent... but paused again as Your Monsterous features eased, You smiled, folding Your arms, as a very pleasing sound met Your ears

"O.M.G He's sooo cute!" The Woman suddenly said in an excited whisper, Her voice sly and a little wispy, the Man elbowed her, making Her straighten out "Deus Vult." The woman whispered to her companion,

"Deo volente." The man growled back, leaving You with a raised eyebrow

"Someone has been listening to too much Powerwolf." You muttered, before refocusing

"I Hope You're afraid if it's fear that's stopping You from finishing what You started, either way, I'm going to give You a choice, You can run, very fast, away from here before You get hurt very badly, or we can talk this out, You seem like interesting folks if not a bit forward!" You said with a chuckle, The Man had been breathing heavier, a fury in his eyes

"Like I would want to talk to You, You fucking Leech, we have You outnumbered, two too one!" He said, his voice deep and irritated, He clutched his sword like He wanted to attack again, but the Woman Held his arm so that He couldn't, You shrugged indifferently

"Careful, like the sudden coming of Spring rain, the odds can suddenly turn in the enemies favour." You whispered in a mocking sing-song tone.

Right on cue, One fell at You left, then the second, the third landed so hard that you could hear the rooftop crack under her feet, a couple more came, several eyes flashing at Your attackers

"I heard a commotion, Lord Nox." Muninn whispered, walking up to You, Her Crow mask pointing out

"These lot giving You trouble Boss?" Huginn said, approaching on Your other side, also wearing his mask, You shrugged

"Just a couple scrapes and burns, nothing too bad." You said, pointing to Your attackers, who looked at the small group of Vampire's who had come to Your call, eyes growing wider as Belle stepped out in front of You, a heavy scowl on her face

"You Hurt My Master." She growled, eyes flashing with hatred, claws brandished and ready to destroy the ones that had only just managed to hurt You.

Quicker than they had come, The Woman in the wide-brimmed hat snatched the Man by the collar, dragging him into running with her, a couple of Your men were already going to give chase, including Belle, that is when it happened.

"Manere retrorsum, In nomine Dei!" The woman screamed, holding up what looked like a Large, Silver crucifix.

An unrelenting light-filled Your vision, the absolute power of its **** forcing itself through Your body, disturbing every part of Your being and rattling Your undead soul, screeching and hissing Your companions all cowered, You shielding Your face as You chest rumbled, the Painful shock of the Crucifix being pointed right at You making You fall to Your knees and lurch, Your body quaking as You vomited a long stream of dark crimson.

"Sorry, Mr Handsome Vampire man!" You heard the Woman call innocently from a distance, Your Body still reeling sickeningly.

You were on Your hands and knees, dazed and rocked when the Holy Light had finally vanished, looking up to where Your attackers had been, You saw no-one, heard nothing and felt no fear in the air, Snarling with anger, You stood, Your companion only just recovering from having the Wrath of God hammered into them "What in the name of..." You started but realising that You didn't quite feel comfortable saying the G-word after that bullshit

"That sucked," Belle said, her hands on her knees as she tried to shake the horrible feeling from her head

"No crucifix has ever hit me like that!" Muninn said, lifting up her mask to wipe her eyes

Huginn nodded "That was like Jesus falcon punching My fucking soul!" He said with a shiver.

"Who were those guys?" You asked Muninn, but she shook her head, You pressed Your lips together, staring off at where the two had been standing, You helped straighten up a few of Your clansmen, patting a man on the back with a nod before Muninn bowed

"Orders My Lord?" She asked You nodded

"Find them if You can, I want to know who they are, why they attacked and where they are from." You commanded, the Twins bowed, Huginn a little unsteady

"You got it, Boss!" He said Belle rushed over to You, looking You over frantically before hugging You tightly

"Master, oh my god, are You hurt, are You okay, please tell me that You're okay!?" She begged You smiled hugging her back

"I'm fine, Belle, go on, go with the other's, but make sure that You stop by tomorrow, okay?" You asked, she frowned childishly

"Can't we hang out now, I wanna make sure that You're alright?" She said pouting, as tempting as that was

You shook Your head "I can't tonight Belle, I still have a dinner to attend" stepping back from Belle, You held Your open palm above where Rose had drawn Her Rune "Rewind: Complete reconstruction."

Belle watched in awe as Your clothing began to fix itself, the tear in Your back quickly sealing, the bloodstains vanishing and the scuffs of dirt and wear fading like a forgotten memory, smiling You thanked Rose under Your breath before, wavy the other's off "See You later folks, thanks for keeping tabs on me!" and with that, You vanished into the night, thinking that getting Diana a little something on the way there would be a good apology for Your inevitable lateness.

(Earlier)

Ooooooooooooooooh it's so good, it's so good, it's so good, it's so good, it's soooo good!

Diana's instincts sung as Diana showered, with an annoyed scowl.

Ooooooooooooooooh, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm iiiiin love!

"Will You stop singing that fucking shitty 70's song!" She thought, angrily conditioning her dark hair, her youthful face screwed up with agitation

I feel loooooooooooove, I feel looooooooove!

"He is my brother You idiot, I am not in love with him, I do love him, but in a sisterly way!"

She finally admits it, We love Charlie and I love that handsome Beastie inside of him!

"Ugh!"

Diana's Instincts had been driving her crazy, screaming at Her about love while she was trying to get ready for her Date... Dinner, In peace. drying off her petite teenage body, grimacing at her smaller B cup breasts and cute cheeks with dissatisfaction, before going to dry her hair.

Carefully applying her dark matte lipstick, Diana groaned, wishing that she could facepalm without ruining her make-up that she had spent the last half an hour planning

"Is this too much, am I too made up, god what if he doesn't like the dress, I haven't had to buy a dress that small in years, what if He thinks it's too slutty, for fuck's sake why can't I dye this god damn White streak, I look like Rogue!"

I hope he gives us another one of those by the end of tonight

Diana frowned at herself in her dressing table mirror, letting her head fall on the table as she grumbled: "I'm losing my fucking mind!" Diana gasped, quickly raising her head and checking her make up to see if she ruined it for the 5th time.

The Raven-haired beauty that was Diana Drake was many things, a fantastic cook... was not one of them, she chose something simple, just an easy Macaroni and cheese, made from scratch, just the way Aunt Carla; one of the family maids used to make, She did okay with prep, her Roux was a little lumpy, but she managed alright with everything else, pouring the Macaroni and cheese into an oven dish, laying some poorly sliced tomatoes on top and putting it in the oven, she still had a little while until He showed up... if He showed up.

"Why am I such an idiot, You can't just **** a date-diner, on a guy and expect him to show up, I couldn't even confirm because the idiot destroyed his phone, I don't even know if Rose remembers how to read a fucking text message!" Diana grumbled to herself, setting out the table neatly in her apartment, putting down some cutlery and lighting some candles... "Why candles, it's not a fucking date!" She said to herself, blowing out the candles... "What if He likes them?" She said, pressing her lips together as she re-lit the candles.

The Macaroni was about half-way finished in the Oven, Diana putting on her short skirt Blue dress, the side split V neck dress hugging her body tightly, She twirled around in the mirror, frowning at how it made her ass look a little too big and her perky breasts as little too small "I look like fucking jail bait!" She said, annoyed that none of her good dresses fit her while she was in Teenager mode, something that she really, really wished she knew how to turn off

"At least My hymen isn't back this time..."

Aww, I thought You liked it when his monster dong ripped into You?

"fuck. off."

Checking her wavy Onyx hair again in the oven door's reflection, she put on her oven-mitts and took the Macaroni out of the Oven, golden and perfectly cook, she sighed with relief, setting the dish on the side "Thank god, something is going right, I hope He likes it..." Diana paused for a moment, she hoped that He liked it... she hoped he ate it, ate the Macaroni, which was food, Human food, and Charlie... was Vampire "FUCK!" She curses, throwing her Oven-Mitts across the kitchen as she fiddled with Her hands "stupid, stupid, stupid!" She grumbled, wondering what the Hell she was supposed to give a Vampire for diner?

Diana wasn't sure that this was a good idea, she was probably going a little far, I mean standing in You kitchen with a knife held to Your wrist, over a Siphon over a small wine bottle, She gritted her teeth "It will heal, I heal fast now... I fought like 20 Vampires I can do this, okay here we go." She muttered, wincing as she sliced at the flesh on her wrist, She watched as Her blood flowed down into the siphon and the bottle, She bit her lip as she felt it leave her body, letting it drain into the bottle until it was almost full, Diana felt a little dizzy but shook it away, waiting for her Cut to heal... nothing happened, "Shit." She said with annoyance

You know what You have to do to get our powers to work, dirty girl

"...."

Diana's hand wandered downward, slipping under her dress, Diana lightly pressed on her clit, groaning as she rubbed herself over her panties, Diana looked at Her wound and presto, with that weird crimson spark, her wound sealed up as if it were never there, She quickly pulled her hand away, washing them quickly before trying to push the twinge of an episode away.

She had everything set up, she was all ready, a Meal for herself... and for Her brother, good thing He was a little late, or He would have caught her in the middle of slashing her wrists like a maniac... She just hoped that He would show up.

You walked up the stairs of Your sister's apartment building, cringing as You checked Your watch "20 minutes late..." You said, hoping very much that she would appreciate the Wine and Flowers that You stopped to get on the way there.

Coming to Your sister's door, You knocked gently, standing straight in anticipation of her opening it. Your eyes picked up Diana rushing to the other side of the door, You could hear her straightening, she was probably checking the mirror next to the door, the sound of her checking her breath made you smile a little, but she eventually took a deep breath and opened the door.

Diana stood before You, still her younger self, wearing a Pretty Blue dress that hugged her petite form tightly, her rack on display, only just hiding her adorable perky breasts, Her skirt was short and split on both sides of her legs... it made You want to just want to bend her over a table and-

"You're late." She said in an annoyed tone, You grinned nervously

"I had a little... trouble on the way here, but I got these!" You said raising the bottle of Red wine and some Violets

"You... got me flowers?" She said, flushing a little

You nodded with a smile "Merlot and Violets, both Your favourite." You said She mouthed wordlessly, before clearing her throat and strengthening up, taking them both, she gestured inside

"Come in."

Coming into Diana's lavish apartment, You saw the table set up, You weren't exactly sure what it is that she expected You to do about dinner, You didn't mind eating some of her food, but it's not like You could taste it "Can You drink the wine?" She asked, her innocent face weirdly contrasted with her cold look, "

Yeah, mind if I take a seat?" You asked she nodded walking off to uncork the bottle.

Diana sat on the other end of the small table, sipping her wine, while You gulped it like a madman, She grimaced as You gently set the glass on the table, "such a barbarian" She said a little playfully, You shrugged

"Unfortunately I process **** a little slower than You, that means plenty of drinks!" You said with a smile, She shifted a little, sipping her wine again, You raised an eyebrow "Are You nervous?"

Diana curled her lip "No, why would I be nervous, we are just having diner?" She said casually

You grinned folding Your arms "Riiiiiight." You said, grinning at her, "So when do we have dinner?" You asked She glared "We, I thought You couldn't eat?"

"I can eat, I just can't taste, I get a little queasy but as long as I don't eat so much It won't be a problem?" You said, Diana smiled a little

"Oh... that's good, I'll be right back" She said, vanishing into the kitchen.

Diana came out with two plates of Macaroni, Her's a large bowl and Yours on a small plate, You beamed with joy "You didn't!" You said as You melt the familial scent of Aunt Carla's Macaroni and cheese in the air, She nodded placing the small plate in front of You.

"Jesus, I wish I could taste this!" You said with childish annoyance, She shrugged

"I mean... it's not as good as Aunt Carla's... or Aunt Toni's..." She said contemplatively, chuckling in revelation

you nodded "Jesus christ He was fucking every last one of them wasn't he?" You said, making Diana laugh furtively

"coming from You, the way You're going you gonna have Yourself a harem of the Undead." She said that in a kinda low whispered, poking her food with her fork

"Does that bother You?" You said, looking at Her poker face waver a little

"Why would I care about that?" She said, her teenage lip quivering slightly,

"Well because You're most likely gonna be a part of that Harem." Diana nearly choked up her food, before glancing up at You and clearing her throat

"A-Aren't You gonna try it?" She said pointing at You still untouched plate, You smiled at her as she dabbed her lips very properly, absently picking up Your fork and scooping up the creamy Macaroni, eating it as You pointed Your fork at Diana playfully

"You know, I like that You're a little shy right now, about time that You were humbled a little-" You paused, chewing the food in Your mouth inquisitively, You... tasted it, the faint taste of cheese, soft and warm, You swallowed with wide eyes "Holy shit." You said, Diana, looking at You strangely

"What, what's wrong is it that bad?" She winced, You beamed at her

"I can Taste this!" You shouted, beginning to deeply enjoy Your meal

"B-But I thought that vampires couldn't taste?" Didi asked, watching You gleefully consume Your plate

"Under Normal circumstance that would be right, but... something happened last night."

"What happened, did that Crazy bitch Valerica come back!?" Diana said with concern, You nodded, but smiled

"No one was hurt, she came to give me a gift." You said, eating some more, Diana tilted her head

"and accepting gifts from malicious Undead Psycho maniacs is how we operate now?" She said, folding her arms with annoyance

"When said Gift, gives me the ability the Walk in the sunlight, turn into a snake and taste food, Yes, I think that makes it pretty worth it!" She raised her eyebrows

"You can turn into Snake... wait, walk-in sunlight!?" She said jolting in her seat, looking a little excited

You shrugged "Well, I don't burst into flames straight away anymore and Rose says that with some elbow grease I could walk in the sunlight."

"That's awesome, it would make our plans a lot easier... and maybe the next date we can go to on a picnic or something?" She said rather absently, You bit Your lip as she realised what she just said

"Date, I thought this was dinner?" You questioned playfully

she flushed "It is... I just misspoke."

Huffing, You picked up Your chair and scooted around to Your flustered sister's side, She pressed her lips together "God I hate being Young like this... I feel all, doughy." Diana shuffled uncomfortably at You closeness, You could feel her heat, hear her breath

"I think You look cute, sometimes You can be a little cold when Your more my age You become really sweet." You said, pushing her lock of white hair out of her face affectionately, Diana's lip trembled, her eyes fluttering "You look beautiful tonight by the way." you added

Diana shrugged "the Dress is a little tight... none of my other dresses fit when I'm like this." She said, fiddling with her hands

"Well I think that You look great." You admitted, Shuffling a little, Diana stood

"I'll be back." She said coldly, rushing into the kitchen, You raised an eyebrow, sniffing at the air

I SMELL PENNIES

The beast growled, the scent of blood in the air, You stood with concern, but Your sister came out into the lounge, a bottle and a wine glass in hand, it was not wine, She put a glass in front of You, smiling a little as she poured the viscous red liquid into a glass for You "I didn't know if You wanted it chilled, or warmed up so, it's just left it a room temp." She said, presenting You with Her blood

"You... drew Your own blood for me?" You asked, tracing Your finger around the rim of the glass

She shrugged "I didn't think that You could eat, so I thought that You might prefer that." She said You looked her over

"You're not hurt are You?"

"No, My wrist healed up fast, do You not want it?" She asked a little offended, You shook Your head

"No, No I do, here look!" quickly scooping up the glass You took a whiff of the sweet Ichor, sipping Her blood and shivering as the outstanding flavour resonated in Your mouth "Oh My God." You whispered, gulping down the whole thing, Your fangs outstretching as Your eyes glowed "Sweet Jesus....." You said, shaking the monster in You away "Sorry about that." You said chuckling, Her Blood was mind-boggling, so perfectly testing that the aftertaste made You tremble, You did Your best to tuck that away.

"I have been reading dad's journal," Diana said suddenly, You raised an eyebrow

"Find anything good?" You said, shifting forward with fascination, She nodded, standing to go and fetch Roman's Black Journal. Diana went through a couple of pages, adjusting her Black reading glasses as she pointed out a few particular pages

"Here, see he mentions him again, Casey Kvasir," Diana said, showing You another instance of Your father bringing him up

Your eyebrows raised "Kvasir, I know that name." You said sharply, she seemed curious, pulling away Her square-cut spectacles

"You've met her?" Diana asked You shook Your head

"Kvasir is a scribe, I read some of his accounts at the Hotel, He talks about Vampire history, biology, traditions and such..." You said, remembering the tomes that You had consumed in the Gerix Library, Diana put her glasses back on awkwardly, they were a little big for her face, she combed again through it before looking at You again

"Here, Father refers to Kvasir as a Woman, not a man?"

"Strange..." You said, "Maybe I'm wrong, I could have sworn that He was a Man?" You added, rubbing Your chin

"Family name maybe?" Diana said, "I mean it's possible, they might be two people that are related, But didn't dad say that Casey was an ancestor or something?" You said, looking at the Diary and skimming through some things

"Not just an ancestor, Dad mentions foremost that she is The Ancestor, When he mentions that we are descendants, He makes it clear that Kvasir's bloodline is who we are descendants of." She tactfully put, You nodded, reading the evidence as she told You

"So what's so special about Him... or them?" You said

"According to Dad's notes, Kvasir's blood grants us attributes, great Beauty, added Longevity, enhanced mental and physical capabilities" She listed, You frowned

"Great Beauty and Physical enhancements weren't gifted to me before I was turned!" You said grumpily with the thought that You could have been born the way that You are now

"As it says, Your defects were a side effect of being born to an Undead... something that dad had a lot to say about. From what I understand, Dad was trying to Keep us, more specifically, You, away from Casey, He keeps mentioning components, That You have 2 of 4 and that should the other 2 be introduced into Your system, then something will happen." She said, showing You the parts where He mentions this.

"Half descendant Blood..." You read, "Half Undead curse..." You went through it trying to find what the other two were "With the completion of these two halves, He will end up like them?" You said in confusion and irritation "What does he mean by, end up like them, like who, gah even in **** He's a mysterious bastard." You said, rubbing Your eyes, You didn't like the fact that this was all up in the air, You wanted something Cast Iron, was the completion of these Components a good or a bad thing, why was Dad keeping Kvasir from You... it was just so frustrating.

Diana touched Your shoulder furtively, "it's... okay." She said, trying to awkwardly comfort You, pulling her into a hug, She was warm, very warm, her perky breasts pushed up against You, Her breath got heavier, heart beating faster.

Pulling back a little, Diana's young face was beet-red, looking at You uncertainly as You smiled, You were getting closer You realised, her hot breath brushing against you, taking in the minty smell, as well as Her perfume, familiar and soft on the senses.

Diana pressed Her lips against Yours for a moment, her soft and warm lips dancing along with Yours for only a short minute before she pulled back, pouring herself another glass of Red wine, grasping it and sinking half of it in one gulp, You raised an eyebrow as she took a breath, fully draining the rest of the glass before filling up Your glass with the remaining blood in the small bottle.

"Ummm..." She said, watching You drink her blood, which You struggled to just sip, the ambrosia making You shudder "Do You wanna watch something with me, shoot the shit?" she suddenly said, You were about to speak when she stood "Great cool, go sit down, I'll be back." she said bluntly, leaving You in confusion.

You sat on Your sister's Stylish and surprisingly comfortable couch, waiting for her to come back, You heard Her shuffling around in her room for a little while, wondering just what she was doing, but after a couple of moments she emerged into the lounge, Your sister carried two massive bottles of Russian standard, a couple of shot glasses and a small Black Case "Wow... when You said shoot the shit..." You started

"You said You need a lot of ****, here it is." She said, setting the heavy bottles on the side as well as the black case, You sniffed raising an eyebrow "Is that...." You started, But Diana had already clicked open the case, revealing the massive bag of Marijuana and all the little tidbits that go with it

"A shitload of weed." She said casually, She noticed Your pause, raising an eyebrow "What?"

"Since when do You do ****, what happened to that whole, I'm a professional attorney look at me, look at me!?" You mocked, Diana scoffed, taking some of the Plant into her large Matte black grinder

"What just because I'm a lawyer I'm not allowed to have fun? Don't be such a pussy man." She said, sprinkling the contents into her skins and handing You a strip of paper "Can You roll me a Roach, Pussy, cool thanks." You scowled, snatching it from her hands and easily rolling it up with You sly and powerful hands

"I've literally killed Vampire Lords with My bare hands, so roll that up and smoke that!" You exclaimed, she took it, smirking to herself as she expertly rolled up the Blunt

"You're a Vampire, big dumb-dumb killing people isn't all that special, I seem to recall... wait, what was it... oh yes, I sliced up a bunch of Vampires, with a Fire sword, that makes me cooler than You." She set the blunt aside, pouring a couple of shot glasses full of the clear Vodka, extending one to You with a cunning look, Your eyes narrowed, taking the glass from her hand and clinking with her

"Cheers." You said dryly, she grinned

"Cheers... Pussy," she said necking her shot easily, You scowled

"Oh, You are on!" You said with a smile, rushing to get the next shot down before she could.