Would you rather?

Noah rolled and landed on the symbol of an eye within a book. He wasn't sure what that was supposed to represent, but he'd noticed form the others. It was always a multiple choice question. He picked up the card and frowned, "Would you rather gain a desperate desire to have sex with anyone even remotely famous you meet or Ecstatically answer yes to any physical request from people who you perceive to be a 6/10 or lower on the attractiveness scale..." Noah scratched his head, "So either desperately want to have sex with famous people or unattractive people? I guess I'll pick famous people, not like I'll even meet anyone in that group."

"Really? Where are we going in a few days?" Evelyn said.

"RuneCon but...no...nobody famous is going to be there." Noah said.

"It said 'even remotely famous'. A bunch of successful cosplayers are going to be there, not to mention-" Evelyn started.

"Wait! Crap. Don't tell me!" Noah said, "Too late to change...isn't it?"

"'Fraid so," Mateo said. He picked up the die and tossed it, "The gavel. Another rule...ok...The oldest player or the youngest player."

"No, not me again!" Evelyn cried.

Noah shrugged, "It's fine. Hit me."

"The oldest player needs verbal permission to wear clothes."

The rule hit Noah. He was wearing clothes without permission! He stood up and started to unbuttoned his shirt.

"Dude!" Mateo gasped.

"Permission! You have permission!" Evelyn shouted.

"Y-yes! Please keep your clothes on!" Florence begged.

"You may wear that outfit." Daniel added.

He wasn't sure which person got through to him, but the compulsion to strip faded away. He sighed and started to button his shirt back up, "Well...that's fun." Noah sighed.

Then it was Evelyn's turn, but instead of rolling she suddenly reached out to grab her card from the previous turn, "Oh...it says the results are in. It says 37% Mistress Morningstar - Evelyn's hair becomes pitch-black with lines of crimson red. Her voice becomes deep and commanding."

In an instant her hair had shifted. She looked around at her friends, "Well?"

Her voice hit them like ice. It was deep and powerful, but still undeniably feminine. It made them all yearn to reply reply right away.

"Cool!" Mateo said in his bubbly voice.

"I like it." Florence said.

"Ditto." Noah agreed.

"It's really nice." Daniel said.

Evelyn looked at him, "Well...I suppose you can't lie. Alright then. Now should I roll?" She didn't wait for an answer. She picked up the die and rolled it, "A question for me too. Would you rather exclusively wear thong underwear or exclusively wear stilettos? Wow. I hate both options. Especially with skirts...but fuck it. Thongs. Stilettoes are just so impracti-oh no!"

Of course as soon as she'd made her decision she'd had a problem. She was wearing her normal bikini cut panties. A no go now. She was forced to stand up and reached under her skirt to remove them. Thankfully her skirt was long and the guys did respectfully look away. She didn't think anyone saw anything, as seconds later she stood back up, panties in hand. She blushed, but said nothing as she tucked them under the couch and sat back down.

Daniel went next, rolling another rule. He picked up his card, "Virgins or Single people. Well...hmm...I guess it's easier for people to lose their virginity than to stay in a couple forever? I'll pick virgins," He waited as the words appeared on the card, "Oh, virgin's must masturbate daily. Wow. That's...that's really weird."

"Ew, what about...you know...younger people?" Noah asked.

Daniel shook his head, "No worries on that front. When I was looking into rules today I realized they only affect adults. People online talk about turning 18 and losing their ability to lie."

"That God for that," Noah said, "And that I'm not a virgin. We have another rule that says we can't masturbate so I don't even know what would happen."

Evelyn laughed, "The rule is PEOPLE IN THE MANSION. All you have to do is leave, right?"

"Oh, suppose so. Who's turn is it now?" Noah asked.

M-me!" Florence said. She reached for the die, but just like Evelyn she felt the sudden need to check her BOB card. She did as saw the words had changed, "It's, um, 36% for Lady Nightbringer - Florence's hair will look like her character's, silver and sleeky flowing past her hips. Her voice will become low and husky with a confident, commanding tone."

Florence felt her hair shoot down past her shoulders. There was just so much of it. She looked at her friends in shock.

"Wow!" Noah said.

"You look good with long hair." Daniel agreed.

"Do I?" Florence asked.

Evelyn's eyes went wide, "Shit," She'd felt a stirring down below from the smooth tone of Florence's voice. She'd found her pretty enough before, but now she really wanted her, "Yeah. Good."

Florence smiled and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. Then she rolled, "Oh. Again?" It was BOB and once again it said results pending.

"Alright, then I'll roll," Noah picked up the die and tossed it, "The strange items. Ok it says...Promise Ring," As he read the card a ring suddenly appeared on his finger. He stared at it, then tried to pull it off, but it wouldn't budge, "Huh...sometime tells me I won't get this off just using a little bit of butter..."

"And cutting it off is out too I'm sure." Mateo suggested.

"So what does it do? Make people promise things to him? Make him keep his promises?" Evelyn suggested.

"Given how this game is going, I think the latter is more likely." Daniel suggested.

"I know, Noah, promise to let me drive the Aston Martin tomorrow."

"No." Noah said bluntly.

"What? Dude. I promise to fill it up with gas as long as we're here together. Just let me drive it again."

Noah raised an eyebrow, "Maybe it does make people promise me things. Mateo just did."

"That's a good experiment. Mateo try not to pay for his gas."

"But I promised." Mateo said, oddly seriously, "I can't not do it."

Evelyn turned to Florence, "Hey Florence, I promise to grope you in 10 seconds."

"What?" Florence said, rather shocked.

Exactly 10 seconds later Evelyn's hands shot out, "Wow. Guys, I tried to stop myself but I couldn't. I think it's not just Noah. If any of us promise, we have to keep it."

"Or maybe we have to be near the ring?" Daniel suggested.

Evelyn shrugged. She felt the compulsion to grope Florence end, but she let herself enjoy it for a minute longer before finally stopping.

Mateo picked up the die next and tossed it, "Oh no. Another fill in the blank...10 siblings was enough of a shock," He picked up his card, "Oh fuck. Another number. Pick a number between 1 and 100. Well...either extreme could be equally bad. So...let's say 50..." He waited for the words to form but then burst out laughing.

"What? What does it say?" Noah asked.

Mateo smirked, "It says Florence has read 50 Shades of Grey 50 times."

Florence blushed. She was suddenly intimately familiar with that book, she practically had the entire thing memorized, "S-so what?" She blurted out, "It's a good book."

Everyone looked at her, "Wait you...oh..." Mateo said, "Fuck. So did it change reality to make you WANT to read it, or did you read it for uh...'academic purposes'?"

"I read it for none of your business!" Florence said, feeling a boost of confidence all of a sudden.

"She's right, leave her alone," Evelyn said, "Besides it's my turn. Let's see, I got..."