Worse!

Just when I thought this couldn't get any worse, Dan and Sage came down the stage right behind me rushing to my sides. The presence of the famous celebrity seemed to increase the camera flashing.

"Dan Daman! Is this naked guy the newest member of Sexplosion?"

"Dan Daman, why are you playing on a beach?"

"Dan Daman, is this really a birthday celebration or...?"

Dan held up his hands imploringly, "People please, one at a time." He placed one hand on my shoulder in introduction "Let's not take attention away from the birthday boy."

"I can't believe I'm saying this...but I would really like less attention right now." I'm naked in front of all these cameras for God's sake!

"For those who weren't paying attention," Dan took one of my arms and wrapped it around his torso "this is Rorke Blazeman the head of Blazeman Entertainment. He is a really big fan of mine and today is his birthday!"

"As Rorke's vice president of Blazement Entertainment," Sage then grabbed my other arm pulling my last sort of cover away from my penis. "We are more than happy to answer any and all questions on behalf of our company." My dick was now fully exposed before all of these cameras. It's like my worst nightmare come true.

"Y-You guys! Give me my arms back! They are all taking pictures of my dick!"

"Hahaha!" Dan patted my back assuredly "Don't worry kid, once these photos get distributed, this..." he pointed to my privates "...gets blurred out. They can't show that stuff in the paper or on the news channel. The internet maybe, but not public television."

"That's not what I...! Wait, news?" I didn't notice at first because of all the camera flashes but there were news trucks in the distance. Which means of course there were news cameras among the crowd that were all pointed at me. "Holy shit! Let me go! I gotta get out of here!" Sage delivered a sharp slap on my butt. "Yeouch!"

"Now Rorke," Sage began to give my buttocks some gentle strokes, soothing the area she slapped "We can't miss an opportunity to promote our business. Especially not with Dan Daman here." Dan grinned brightly at Sage clearly impressed with her. Sage then started to brush her fingertips gently across my butt, "The fact that your naked, shouldn't deter you from making Blazeman Entertainment a huge success. In fact, I think it will be a huge selling point. You have a body that draws a lot of attention. Don't you love it when that happens?"

"Not like this Sage! I'm naked!"

"Well tough up soldier," Sage gave my ass a firm squeeze "because we got a business to promote!" It was clear that neither one of them was gonna let up until we got through this. So I decided to roll with the punches until I was released. The sooner I get through this interview the sooner I can get through this photo op. I should try and pretend that I wasn't naked but the reporters made it very hard.

"So Mr. Blazeman, do you go out naked in public often?" One reporter moved her microphone closer to me.

"No!...Uh...I mean...I don't try to..." I was trying to put on a professional smile but couldn't seem to manage it under these circumstances. To make matters worse, Sage was still stroking my backside. Her fingers trailed the hollow of my spine down around my waist along the curve of my ass. It felt so damn good. I couldn't help but quiver as my johnson began to react to her touch.

"Rorke-may I call you Rorke? Is this your first time performing naked with Sexplosion?" Another reporter asked.

"...Yes...but just so you know...I'm not usually naked." It was so hard to focus. Between the embarrassment and Sage's bawdy hands kneading my ass I couldn't bring my A-game. Normally, I am slaying in front of a camera. But without the courage that comes from clothes, all of my responses came out meek and subdued.

"Sir, are you aware that with a band as famous as Sexplosion, this footage of your naked body is being broadcast to millions of viewers?"

"Well I am now!" If my face wasn't red before it sure as hell is now. At this point, every camera was pointed in my direction. I could feel every reporter inch closer and closer to me. And thanks to Sage's petting, my cock was getting harder and harder with every question. I could no longer control it. My dick was now at full mast and this didn't go unnoticed by the reporters. Their predatory eyes dropped to my erection. Smiles like hyenas eyeing fresh meat. The questioning continued with a different reporter taking their turn to ask a question. Mostly about my nudity.

"Rorke, does it excite you to be naked in public?"

"No! I swear it doesn't!" I responded immediately.

"Sir, how long is your penis when flaccid?"

"What?! How should I know?!"

"Mr. Blazeman, how long is it now that you are completely erect?"

"How...? Tha-That's none of your business!" Question after question, camera flash after camera flash. I kept answering all of their questions about my body one after the other. Hopefully not giving anything too embarrassing away. For what felt like ages, I exchanged answers with the reporters over what seemed to be the same question about me being naked in front of everybody. By the time we finally addressed questions about my company, I felt drained. Thankfully Sage stepped in and answered anything related to the business in her knowledgeable expertise. This did nothing to change my exposure. Both Sage and Dan had full captivity of my arms while my boner was on display for the numerous cameras that seemed to keep increasing as the day went on.