With a fire extinguisher

With stalwart determination, you pick up a fire extinguisher from the wall and kick open the operating room door, your cocks flying at full mast, shouting whatever nonsense comes to your mind:

Sophie: "FBI OPEN UP THE HERE WHAT THE GAH HAVE YOU DONE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER GONNA SEE FROM THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AAAAAAAA!-"

Dr. Coitus is utterly frozen in fear. He shouts and throws his hands in the air as you spray fire extinguisher foam all over him. He slips, falls and bangs his head trying to run away in terror, and goes ****.

Sophie: "Sweet. That was effective! Now let's see what this quack's been up to..."

You look at some of the papers on the table. They look like ordinary medical forms, but they've been filled with scribbles. It's as if Dr. Coitus was pretending to write something while asking questions, keeping Dan distracted. It couldn't be just that Dr. Coitus's handwriting is terrible - there are scribbles over even boxes that need to be ticked.

Then a strangely non-professional looking folder catches your eye. The handwriting is iffy, but you're sure it reads 'Secret Evil Plans'.

Sophie: "I was right!"

The folder is full of incriminating evidence that Coitus had the full intention of siphoning Dan's powers to himself and becoming malleable. The plans are fairly extensive, and cover every necessary step for it.

Sophie: "How did this loon write all of this stuff in like, an hour?"

Then you see the date at the bottom corner of the front page: June 12th 2013. Coitus has been planning this for years! He couldn't have possibly known that this global transformation event was coming... so he must somehow be the person responsible for the change.

Sophie: "That rat bastard!"

You consider the situation for a moment. Coitus is definitely going to try to hide his crimes and blame you for **** and trespassing. But that's going to be mighty difficult if you flip the narrative a little...

You decide to go through with Coitus's plan and imbdue yourself with Dan's powers. Thankfully this doesn't require killing Dan or removing his powers. Dr. Coitus is starting to wake up, so you tie him up and gag his mouth. Next you hook up the drip that he was using on yourself. Then following Coitus's own plans, you start drinking an unhealthy amount of water and gelatin, and then gently irradiate yourself with the X-ray machine in the basement. Soon, you begin to feel silky smooth and stretchy.

Soon after your transformation is complete, Dan wakes up too.

Dan: "What the... what's going on...?"

Sophie: "Hush now darling. You're all safe, thanks to me."

You morph your body around like a splash of water in a show of malleability. Only your still-erect double cocks remain solid and unchanging, bouncing around your otherwise liquid body.

Sophie: "And I'm doing pretty spiffy myself, too!"

Dan: "You... transformed again?"

Sophie: "Never mind that! Dr. Coitus here is a villain who caused this whole global transformation event, somehow. Here's what we're gonna do to screw him over."

The two of you set up the scene: Dr. Coitus was trying to create a horrible goo monster in the hospital sub-basement, but his creation started to rampage and destroyed the lab room, escaping, scaring and injuring multiple hospital employees, and by coincidence spreading the incriminating files onto the floor of the hospital foyer for people to find.

After you've escaped into a nearby forest, you and Dan unfuse, and the horrible goo monster will never be seen again.

About two days later you hear from the news that Dr. Coitus has been arrested and a search of his home has turned up fantastical machinery which is believed to rapidly alter people's DNA on a long range. However, even that machine is nowhere near the explanation for that day's events. While the blame for the incident is publicly pinned on Dr. Coitus, its true causes are never discovered.

Meanwhile, you and Dan have all the kinky malleable futa sex you could ever think of. You switch penises on a daily basis, mix yourself together, fill dildoes, onaholes and waterbeds with your own bodies, and generally just have a good time. You never manage to get your double erection to go flaccid, but considering that you can simply leave it at home, it's a non-issue.

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