Wild things

Tara, Emily, and Desiderata walked along through the forest as they headed forward on their quest.

"So, if I get this right, we only need three more heroes before we can finally take down Intectus?" Tara asked Emily.

"Indeed." Emily responded with a nod, "And fortunately for us, we are walking through the very woods of the next hero. I have no idea what she looks like, unfortunately, but I have been told that we'll know her by her -"

Emily was cut off by an angelic sounding voice coming from nearby, accompanied by what sounded like a lute.

"Is that her?" Desiderata asked as they headed in the direction of the singing.

"It's gotta be!" Tara exclaimed as the three came to a series of bushes, pushing through them and standing next to the river.

There, bathing in the river, was a woman with long purple hair playing a lute as she stood waist deep in the water. What surprised Tara, however, was that the woman had neon red skin, yellow eyes, two ox-like horns on her head, a pair of cloven hooves, and a lizard-like tail just above her naked bubble butt that was currently rubbing a bar of soap against the woman's back.

"Is that... Is that a demon?!" Tara whispered.

"No, she's a Tiefling." Emily replied in awe.

Suddenly, a robin flew out of a tree behind them and flew towards the tiefling, landing on her horns and chirping loudly. The Tiefling stopped her private concert and smiled, turning towards her new guest...

Revealing her massive D cup breasts.

"Greetings, newcomers!" The Tiefling greeted as she approached the shore, placing her lute onto a tree trunk before returning her attention to the group with a bow. "I am Talrach, Beast Master of The Eastern Woods. To what do I owe your visit?"

"How'd you know we were here?" Tara asked.

"A little birdie told me." Talrach giggled, gesturing to the robin on her horns before the bird flew away again. The tiefling looked over at the other three staring awkwardly at her. "Oh! I do apologize for my nudity. You three caught me during my bath. Just let me..."

Talrach clapped her hands as a massive swarm of hummingbirds flew out of the forest and hovered around her, the flapping of their wings drying the tiefling. Once dried, the hummingbirds flew off as a falcon swooped in and dropped a white shirt over Talrach's head. An alligator emerged from the undergrowth with a pair of black pants on it's back as Talrach bent over and picked them up.

"Thank you, Snappy." Talrach said as she watched the reptile slip into the water before slipping the pants up and on. "And thank you, all my animal friends!"

"Wow! You're like some kind of Disney princess!" Tara said with a laugh.

"I am not quite sure what a Diz Knee is, but I will take it as a compliment." Talrach said, "However, I'm no princess."

"Would you like to be?"

"Oh, not another one." Tara groaned as the four turned to see a woman with long brunette hair leaning against a tree. "Let me guess: You're related to Clarisse and Cevin?"

"Ah, I see you met my annoying little sister and our stupid baby brother." The Woman said with a laugh as a man and a woman came closer while pushing a large cage. "The name's Collette, the greatest hunter in the land."

"... Hunter?" Talrach asked, her voice darkening as her eyes narrowed. Looking at the cage, she gasped as she saw the wounded owlbear inside. "By the gods! Honeywing! What have you done to him?!"

"Oh, he's fine. Just fell into one of my traps." Collette explained, "But he'll fetch a pretty penny over at the black market. As well as you, I reckon."

"Madame!" Talrach said firmly, glaring the three down as she snapped her fingers. "I do not tolerate poachers in my woods..."

"Save it for someone who -"

"YEOWCH!" The female henchman yelped as she jumped forward, a swarm of ants having entered her pants as she jumped up and down. "Get them out! Get them out!"

"Stop playing around and grab her!" Collette ordered, groaning as the female henchmen pulled her pants down to swat away the ants from her ass.

"I'll get her!" The Man said as he picked up a long, thick rope and charged forward... Stopping halfway as he raised a eyebrow. "Where did this rope come from?"

The man got his answer as a loud hissing came from the rope, the head of an anaconda lifting up and glaring up at the man.

"SNAKE!" The Man screeched, tossing the snake to the ground as he attempted to run. However, he only ended up falling flat on his face into the river, his feet briefly wrapped up in the massive snake's coils before the snake slithered away. A second later, The Male Henchman yelled as he had crayfish clinging to his nose and ears.

Back with The Female Henchman, she had just swatted away the last of the ants when a squeal made her freeze. The woman looked up and screamed as she saw a rhinoceros charging forward, just barely jumping out of the way. However, the woman tripped over her pants as the rhino ran past, spinning the woman around and causing her to land on her ass...

On top of a porcupine.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" The Woman screamed in pain as she jumped to her feet, her ass cheeks covered in quills as she and the other henchman ran off.

"And where the hell do you think you're going?!" Collette screamed.

"WE QUIT!" The Henchmen yelled as they ran off into the woods.

"Fine! I don't need - YIKES!" Collette screamed as she jumped out of the charging rhino's path, the beast's horn snagging Collette's shirt before ripping it off and exposing her E cup breasts.

"Well, that's a first..." Tara commented.

"Shut up!" Collette ordered as the rhino ran by again, her eyes going wide as the horn struck the lock of the cage and setting Honeywing free. "Oh crap!"

Honeywing let out a mixture of a screech and a roar before reaching out and hooking a claw on her pants with one swipe, ripping the pants clean off... Exposing the large white cloth diaper underneath, a yellow spot growing before Honeywing and the rhino raced back into the woods.

At hearing Tara's laughter, Collette spun around with a red face and quivering lip, tears in her eyes. "S-stop laughing at me!" Collette spat, "I'm the eldest and most beautiful of -"

*Chitter*

*Chitter*

Collette looked down and went wide eyed as a black and white tail shot skyward. Then another. Then fifty. Then one thousand black and white bushy tails were lifted before the skunks showered the woman in their special perfume, soaking her completely.

"DADDY! I WANNA GO HOME FOR A BATH!" Collette wailed as she ran off towards the nearest town, the skunk army chasing and spraying her as she left.

"And the hunter has become the hunted." Talrach said as she dusted her hands, "Let’s see how she likes it."

"Well, we know what you're bringing to the party!" Tara said with a nod. "You'll be perfect for our quest to overthrow Intectus! You have any questions?"

"Just one..."

"Let me rephrase: Do you have any questions that is not about my tattoo?"

"... No."

"Now that that is settled," Emily began, "we still have to locate our last two heroes. They both should be up north from here."

"Lead the way." Talrach said as she grabbed her lute and followed the group. She then turned to Desiderata and asked, "By the way, are you an actual Tabaxi?"

"A succubus, actually." Desiderata replied.

"Just out of curiosity, but how far north are we talking?" Tara asked Emily, a look of concern on her face.