Wicked Game: Part 2

Chapter 4

Even after they had finished eating, the four of them continued to sit and relax at the dinner table. The conversation eventually drifted to different topics and things cooled down for a while.

They ate oatmeal raisin cookies for dessert. Alan ran out of milk to drink with them. Since Amy was already in the kitchen to get something else, he asked her, "Amy, could you get me another glass of milk?"

"M'kay!" Amy went to the refrigerator and took out a milk carton. She recalled Katherine's advice to be creative, and came up with an idea.

She held the carton up high and said loudly, "Beau, I changed my mind. If you want the milk, you're going to have to come over here and get it."

Everybody else was surprised at that, not least of all Alan. Lately, everyone at home had been treating him like a king in all ways, and not just sexual ones. For instance, he was never asked to do household chores anymore, like wash the dishes, vacuum, or even clean the bathrooms. He tried not to act spoiled and to still help out as he'd done before, but he found it hard not to lazily take the easy way out. The fact that he didn't seem to have even enough time to do his homework anymore became his excuse. His recent focus on sexual fun had been taking up nearly all his free time, particularly in the last week or so.

Thus he found Amy's refusal of his request to be somewhat shocking.

However, ever the polite and good guy that he really was, he just said, "You're right. I shouldn't be so lazy." He again thought about his new resolution to be more humble as he stood up and walked to where she stood in the kitchen.

Amy, meanwhile, had whipped her miniskirt off, leaving her naked mere seconds later. Then she quickly took the milk carton, raised it over her head, and poured it down her chest. As Alan closed the distance to her, she turned her back to him and poured more of it over her shoulder and down her back. She giggled and said to him, "If you want some milk, you'll have to lick it up yourself!"

He was impressed. "Now that's creativity, Amy! What a turn-on!"

He chose to attack her back with his tongue, since that was the first area he could reach. He started low on her back and licked at the rivulets that rolled down her supple, soft backside.

She continued to pour more milk out of the carton, but slowly, so it would continue to dribble over her body for a long time.

Alan asked, "Aims, is your ass crack clean?"

She smiled widely. "Sure, Beau. I keep it clean all the time, just in case you want to go there."

"Good." He moved down to her ass and 'taint and licked there. Then he turned her around and started on her front side. He paused to say, "I probably should say something witty about pussies and licking milk, but I'm too busy to think." He dove back in.

They soon ended up on the floor with Amy face down. Luckily the kitchen floor was tiled instead of carpeted, or Amy's spontaneous idea would have made a mess. Even though much of the milk was now in puddles beneath them, Amy was still wet and coated in white.

Alan could have explored and tasted her whole body, but he concentrated on the part of her backside that led to her pussy. He took the milk carton from Amy's hand and poured the milk directly onto her ass, then lapped it up as it flowed down into her ass crack. He chased it down her crack until he eventually arrived at the bottom of her pussy. She was soaked in her own juices, and the taste of her cum and the milk mingled together in his mouth.

The sight was not lost on Katherine and Susan, both of whom had been watching avidly the whole time. The two of them stood up and walked over to get a better view. They were terribly excited by it all, and somewhat jealous, especially Susan.

She thought, Damn that Amy! I should have thought of this. Oh, milk! Milk! Milk makes me so hot! I want Tiger to lick MY milk. I want him to suck on my tits and drain my nipples! I want to be covered in milk. My very own breast milk. I want to pour it all over me, and bathe in it, and have him lick me everywhere!

Oh God, Amy, please stop. This is turning me on too much! I'm supposed to be refraining from this kind of thing! The psychologist! I have to stifle myself until I can see the psychologist. I want to get down on my knees and lick Amy dry, but that would be wrong. She's such an innocent lamb. I can't, I can't do that.

No! Wrong. Don't. No milk. Tits! Can't!

Susan's thoughts were getting more fragmentary and disconnected because she was finding it increasingly hard to think. Her heart pounded and her breath was ragged. Her breasts were still wobbling freely from her earlier 'restaurant' demonstration, but now she attacked them with both hands so aggressively that it seemed as if she was mauling her own chest. She managed to pull one teat up to her mouth and suck on it, and soon most of her attention focused on that as she became immersed in the thought of lactating into her own mouth.

Meanwhile, Katherine was thinking and fantasizing too. Fuckin' A! That's sexy. I wish I had thought of that. Amy's going to be tough competition, not just a pushover. Damn! What a body. I was just "shaving" her pussy earlier this afternoon, and now I don't know what I'm allowed to do. What'll Mom think if I get down and join Brother in licking up Amy's milk bath? Mom was just saying how we have to be restrained, but Amy certainly isn't showing any restraint.

I should totally take a spot on her back. Or better yet, flip her over and I'll get her tits while he works more directly on her cunt. Yes! No, better: have Mom lick her cunt while I do the tits. I want to see Mom lick a cunt! God, how I want that! But then where's Brother? Let him lie underneath Amy and fuck her cunt from behind, while Mom licks it from the front! And we'll pour more milk over her the whole time! Yes! Fuck yes! Lick it, Bro, lick it!

But neither Susan's nor Katherine's fantasies happened, at least not exactly as they'd imagined them.

Susan vaguely recalled her desire for restraint, at least until after the appointment with the psychologist, so she contented herself by merely suckling on her own nipple.

Katherine didn't want to do anything more to upset her mother, so she also limited herself to playing with her own breasts.

Susan, however, eventually couldn't stand the sexy sight any longer. It drove her wild with lust. She felt trapped and burning up inside her clothes, even though her dress was off her chest and hanging very loosely. She felt that she had to either join in their licentious floor-play or flee.

She chose flight. She stepped over Amy and Alan to grab another carton of milk from the refrigerator, then rushed out of the room yelling, "Behave yourselves!"

Her plan was to go to the upstairs bathtub and masturbate herself into oblivion while she poured milk all over herself and licked it off her own nipples. And that's exactly what she did.

Chapter 5

Katherine was delighted that Susan had left, because that at least meant she could partially fulfill her daydream fantasy and join in.

She went to the kitchen, bent down on her knee, and tapped Alan on the shoulder. "Brother? Big Marble Column Brother? Wouldn't it be better if we turn her over?"

He stopped licking and looked up. Katherine was surprised to see his face soaked with milk. His T-shirt was soaked, too, since he'd neglected to take it off. "What? Oh yeah. Turn over, Aims."

"Yes, sir!" She turned over and spread her legs nice and wide. Her smile broadened.

Katherine grabbed the last remaining milk carton from the refrigerator so they'd have more to pour on Amy.

Alan spoke to his sister as he took his T-shirt off. "You know what's funny? I'm new to this whole pussy-munching thing. I thought it was too gross, and haven't done it much so far. But thanks to chasing the milk down her crack, I found myself licking the bottom edge of her pussy lips."

He considered mentioning how his cunnilingus skills had improved, but then he remembered that his improvement had occurred mostly when he'd been with Glory and he wanted to keep his intimate relationship with her a secret.

So he said vaguely, "Only in the last day or so have I been really able to check out pussy licking and get fully into it. And you know what? It's not bad. Not bad at all. I could get used to this. Sis, after all your blowjobs, I'm sorry to have neglected you that way. You should have insisted, and had me licking your pussy, like, ages ago!"

He bent down and resumed his licking. Amy moaned quite loudly.

Katherine was light-headed with lust as she imagined her brother eating her out. "You'll have to make up for that, big time, Big Pussy-pleasing Brother!"

"Agreed, Little Vise-tight Sister. But first I want more milk. Aims, where would you like me to lick?"

"My boobies! Can you lick my boobies?"

Katherine answered, "Wait. Please let me do that, okay? But Aims, save most of the milk. Because then we're going to pour some on me. And then, wait! Even better! We're going to pour some on Big Guitar-case Brother and find out how it feels to share a milk-flavored penis."

Amy's eyes lit up. "Cool! That's the most super amazingest idea ever! Amazotasticwonderifery Meganormous! Beau, I'm getting all tingly. Oh no. Oh! Oh! Oh! God!" Her legs flew about wildly as Alan's tongue drove her into a powerful climax. She let out a high-pitched squeal.

Sure enough, once Amy recovered from her orgasm, she and Katherine did double up on Alan's dick, covering it with milk. But it didn't stay milk-drenched for long, thanks to all their furious licking.

Katherine took the lead. After they'd licked for about a minute and butted heads once too often, she said, "Okay, Aims, since you and I will doubtless be sharing Brother's cock a lot in the future, let's get organized about it. As his sister and his favorite fuck toy, let me take charge. You follow my lead and try to stay out of my way."

"Awww. I wanna be his favorite fuck toy," Amy said with a pout. "Beau, when are you going to fuck me?"

Katherine snapped, "Hey! Keep licking. Don't push him like that. Since I'm the more experienced and talented cocksucker, give me top area. And stop being so pushy and try to learn something!"

They both resumed licking while Alan remained silent (aside from an occasional satisfied groan).

He thought, Oh man! This is incredible! Or even super incrediwondertastic, as Amy would say! Today seems to be the day of double blowjob breakthroughs! It's a good thing that Mom went upstairs, or she'd complain this isn't necessary, since it's not an "emergency situation." Either that or she'd join in. Damn! That's a mind-blowing thought. But two tongues is way awesome already!

Amy obediently followed Katherine's lead, so there was no more jostling. However, she was frowning when she didn't have her mouth open, which was a very rare event for her. She wasn't pleased to have to give up Alan's prime sweet-spot area to Katherine most of the time, but since she didn't say anything, Katherine was too busy slurping and sucking (with her eyes closed most of the time) to notice.

For Alan's visual delight and her own pleasure, Katherine pressed one of her tits into one of Amy's. Soon the two of them had their racks rubbing into each other in the most delightful ways.

After a few minutes of mutual tit play, Amy and Katherine seemed to be on better terms with each other. Katherine said, "Aims, remember that we are pussies. Both a pussy cat licking up milk, or cum cream, and just a plain pussy. A cunt. We are Alan's cunts. Since you now have his damned girlfriend title, you need to get better at cocksucking. Remember what Mom said about keeping his cock hard and well drained. That's your main job now."

Amy didn't like Katherine complaining about her "damned girlfriend title" or her cocksucking skills, but she just said "M'kay." She didn't want to make a scene because, for one, she knew Katherine was right - that her own blowjob skills could use improvement (mostly due to her inexperience) - and two, she could easily understand Katherine's resentment that she had received the "Official Girlfriend" title and Katherine hadn't. Besides, Amy was easy-going in general and didn't want to upset those she loved.

Katherine grabbed the base of Alan's penis and squeezed it. She scraped her fingernails across his scrotum, which caused him to involuntarily groan quite loudly. "That's right. Let's meow for Brother, like good and obedient little pussies."

They said in unison, "Meow, meow, meow." Then they giggled and returned to licking and sucking.

Alan placed a hand on Katherine's head and petted her as if she were a kitten. She mewled with pleasure, encouraging him to keep at it.

Katherine lectured Amy condescendingly, "You see, Aims? The more you pleasure Alan, the more he'll give pleasure in return. That's just his way; he's not a selfish lover."

Amy rolled her eyes once Katherine was too busy cocksucking to see her doing it. She wanted to tell Katherine to stop the put-downs, but decided that having the "Official Girlfriend" title was the important thing, so she'd just let Kat's sour grapes pass.

Amy **** a smile and began sucking and licking Alan's balls. "Mmmm! Mmmm hmmm." Abandoning her scrotum fixation for a moment, she managed to bring her tits up to Alan's penis to rub her erect nipples along its length.

Alan moaned in delight. Katherine took note, and soon she and Amy repeated that move as they continued to stimulate him. As a result, the dual blowjob sometimes seemed more like a dual titfuck, but he hardly minded.

The sexual heat was rising with each passing moment, but so was the apparent competition (and jealousy) between Katherine and Amy. The two girls found themselves jostling and jockeying for position more and more aggressively. The increasing focus on titfucking was part of the problem. Each of them wanted to have Alan sink his stiff rod deep into their cleavage, but he could only do that to one woman at a time.

What had started as a sexy rubbing of breasts became more of a pushing match.

Katherine was the more aggressive, finally managing to push Amy away. With a victorious sneer, she took complete control of Alan's slicked-up cock and began sliding his fat shaft between her breasts. She said triumphantly, "Amy, you can't just coast on the fact that you have such big boobs. Watch and learn how a real titfuck is done."

Amy finally decided not to take it anymore. Even though all three of them were on the brink of climaxes, an argument had begun. "Kat, you're not being very nice! I understand you're upset at not being picked as his official girlfriend, but-"

"Ha! Like I care about that!" But her face clearly showed that she very much cared that her brother hadn't picked her.

Alan was so busy struggling to flex his PC muscle and stave off an impending orgasm that he wasn't paying enough attention to dampening down the growing conflict between the two girls. But he finally said, "You two! Be nice! We talk later! Share cock!" He spoke in caveman-like sentence fragments because his breath was so ragged.

Katherine reluctantly removed her brother's dick from her cleavage. But now neither she nor Amy were that keen to touch it, for fear of creating more conflict. Neither wanted to be seen by Alan as the greedy one.

Alan still struggled mightily to stave off his climax. He'd held up remarkably well, considering all the varied sensations that had constantly teased his boner. He was still worried that it had been stimulated too much recently, and that it would hurt if he came again that night. But somewhere in the back of his mind, he realized that it would be better if he blew his wad, so he could focus fully on resolving the issues between the two girls. He decided not to fight the urge to cum, and immediately felt his balls tighten and pull up as a result, even though neither girl was touching his cock at the time.

As he reached the point of no return, he gasped, "I'm about to cum! I want to see the cum on both your faces. Here it comes!"

The girls closed their eyes and mouths and pressed their cheeks together. Whatever animosity they had had was subsumed for the moment by their mutual love of Alan and his cum. They were in full agreement about the importance of constantly pleasing him sexually, even if not about who should be doing so.

Alan held his cock as a steady stream of semen fountained their way. He aimed it first at Katherine, then at Amy, and then moved it back and forth until it sputtered dry.

Chapter 6

When he was done, he fell back and just panted for a while with closed eyes. When he opened them again, he saw the girls still sitting above him with copious amounts of cum dripping off of their faces. But they weren't doing anything about it; they both were just waiting for further instructions from him.

Alan sat up. "Okay, Sis. What's going on? You're acting bitchy and mean. That's not like you at all."

"I'm sorry, Brother," she said with genuine contrition, temporarily ignoring the jism slowly drooling down her face. "I can't pretend this thing about Amy being chosen over me doesn't bother me. You know I have self-confidence issues, and the fact that she's so beautiful and busty-"

Alan interrupted her. "Sis, you know that I love you, don't you? You were so much more than just a sister to me, even before all this sexual stuff started to happen. You're my best friend. Aims is great fun, and yes, I love her too. But that doesn't take away any of the love I have for you. It's like, just 'cos I love Mom, that doesn't mean I can't love you too! Right? Amy and you are like best friends too, and getting closer all the time. You've been best friends since you were both little. Don't let this come between you. Let's just love each other as much as people can possibly be in love."

"M'kay!" Amy said with great enthusiasm. She'd broken into a giant smile right when Alan said, "Aims is great fun, and yes, I love her too." Katherine's unusually annoying behavior seemed trivial in comparison.

Katherine smiled too, though a bit more grudgingly. She couldn't help but feel a lot better after hearing Alan say that he loved her so much.

She turned to Amy. "I'm sorry, Aims. Please, just give me time to work through this. I'm sorry if I criticized your cocksucking or anything else."

Amy nodded in understanding. She was careful not to nod too vigorously, though, as she didn't want to shake any of Alan's cum off her face.

Katherine added more brightly, "Let's work together to be the best cocksucking team there is! We can trade tips and teach each other stuff and even practice together. I promise I'll try not to be too piggish or judgmental."

Amy smiled from ear to ear. "M'kay! That sounds more like the Kat that I know and love."

Katherine's happiness grew even greater when she heard Amy say that she loved her. Surprisingly, it was something they'd never really said to each other before. She made sure her feelings were clear as well. "Aims, I love you too. How can anybody stay mad or jealous at you? You're just too nice a person."

Alan was very pleased, seizing on the moment. "Okay. I want there to be peace between the two of you. No more fighting. I want you to kiss and make up any bad feelings by licking the cum off each other's faces."

Katherine looked up at him and smiled. "Good idea, Big Polish-sausage Brother. Aims, you know how a dog marks his territory by going around and peeing on posts?"

"Yeah?"

"The man we love just did that to us. He's marking our faces with his cum. That tells everyone that we're his. Totally. I wish I could go to school just like this, with my brother's cum dripping down my face."

Amy protested, "But I'm already totally his! I'm his eager pussy!"

"Sure, I know. And I'm his eager Kat. But think about it: now you're his even more than before. In the spirit of cooperation and sharing, let me tell you a little secret. Make sure you always lick Bro's penis clean after he's given you a cum load. Some women find that kind of thing demeaning, but it's a fun job because the last drops of his cum are the sweetest. So always give him one final suck." She gave a happy wink to a smiling Amy.

"Really?"

"Definitely. You should see Mom; she's totally into it. I'm still trying to make it an automatic habit like she does. I think there's no better way to show your total devotion to serving Brother's cock."

Katherine went ahead and gave Alan's penis a good tongue bath (while simultaneously trying her best not to lose any of the cum droplets that clung to her face).

Amy desperately wished that she were the one who was getting those last drops. She sighed sadly as she watched Katherine do it. But at the same time her heart was soaring because she had reached a new level of intimacy and understanding with her closest female friend. Besides, she got to clean Alan's balls while Kat was working on his dick, and that was almost as much fun.

Once the girls concluded that Alan's penis and balls were completely clean (and then some), they put their faces close together and got to work licking and kissing the cum off each other as he had requested.

Alan slightly regretted his mutual cum-licking idea, because the sight got him tremendously aroused mentally even though his penis was still recovering. He'd managed a particularly big load after all their floor-play and their faces simply dripped with his jism. He thought, This is amazing. All this talk about finding new ways to keep me constantly hard isn't just talk; they're really doing it!

Amy and Katherine went on and on, licking each other's faces for many minutes. They were very tender and loving with each other. They both wanted to make up after their spat, and since they weren't in the habit of verbally expressing their feelings about each other, they tried to show their love with intimate licking, like a pussy and a cat.

At times, Katherine almost looked like she was going to cry, though it wasn't clear if they would be tears of sadness or joy or both.

Eventually, Alan's dick responded to the sexy sight. But his penis also hurt from too much recent stimulation - he was partially right with his guess that cumming again so soon wasn't a wise thing to do. He knew that if he had to pee hard it would be excruciating.

He pushed his erection between his legs so the two girls couldn't see it and inspire him to further naughtiness, which he would enjoy greatly at the time but later regret physically.

As their mutual licking ended due to a lack of any more cum, Katherine said, "Amy, again, I'm sorry. It's just that sometimes I can't control my feelings."

Amy said consolingly, "I can relate. I get jealous too. I mean, who doesn't get jealous of your mom and her special Tuesdays? Not to mention her super big boobies and her perfect body."

"I know!" Katherine agreed, giggling. "She gets so much of his cum, especially on Tuesdays. It's just not fair."

Amy continued, "But Kat, I really do love you. Let's help each other not be jealous, m'kay? If we're all catty, then we're not being the best sex toys for him that we can possibly be."

Katherine's eyes went wide in understanding. Those words hit the spot because she felt very, very strongly that she should be the best sex toy for her brother. She said gaily, "Agreed! I almost ruined his climax with my whining, and I'll be damned sure THAT's not going to happen again! If we're acting catty, we have to make sure it involves milk or licking!"

That led to more giggling and kissing between the two girls as Alan just watched and listened.

It was hard to say which of the three of them felt greater pleasure, because all of them were floating on clouds by the time it was over. They lay on top of each other, heedless of the now large puddles of milk everywhere.

There were a lot of jokes about Alan's "cream" and much discussion about how much fun it was to play with food. They brainstormed other foods to try out, but they were too exhausted to act on any of the ideas. In reality, all three were a complete mess.

As Alan lay there on the cold, wet kitchen floor, he thought about Katherine's recent behavior. Sis is such a total nympho. She's so intense in her feelings about me. And then the way she was going off on Amy ... I'm not happy about that. In a lot of families those comments would seem like nothing. But our family gets along so well that, by our standards, that was a major blow-up.

Luckily, Amy's so cool about stuff; she knew what NOT to say. And she's smart, too. Like her comment about "not being the best sex toys for him that we can possibly be." It sounds like some innocuous throwaway line, but she cut right to the heart of things by suggesting that Sis has to do better to be the 'number one fuck toy' that she claims to be.

I'm so glad that Amy's turning out to be a lot more clever than I ever realized. Now I'm seeing that she was that way all along, but she's so subtle about it, like that particular comment. She pulled Sis's strings so precisely right.

Sis takes this "favorite fuck toy" title so seriously. I don't understand it. I didn't know she had that side to her personality, but I guess sex and love bring out weird tendencies and fetishes in people. It seems to go beyond fantasizing and into some kind of serious lifestyle for her. As far as I can tell, she literally likes to think of herself as a fuck toy. MY fuck toy! I really ought to tell her to stop, but I gotta admit it's a huge turn-on.

And naturally Amy is completely amiable and agreeable to her suggestions. Of course I don't want either of them to be a "mindless cunt," but damn, it's fun to hear that, especially when both of them are gobbling up my dick at the same time. Wow!

But what could explain her thinking? What could cause her ... Wait. I know what this reminds me of: harem scenes in old movies. You always get those scantily-clad women in the "I Dream of Jeannie" costumes fighting over access to the sultan. Even if they're captured slaves, they get seriously into it, trying to outdo each other. I know that's just a cheesy Hollywood story and not real life, but still...

That seems to be what's slowly happening to the women I'm with. The catty fighting and the trying to be the best possible **** - that's just like some Arabian Nights movie. I guess that's human nature; to try to be the best. What I don't understand is how did my own sister's main goal become simply one of pleasing me sexually? I mean, I'm just her brother, but the way she and Mom talk, you'd think I shit bricks of gold.

But what's weird is that Sis is sometimes jealous of Aims, yet sometimes helps her, like with this dual blowjob, the way they were going back and forth between cooperation and competition. I just hope she can keep this jealousy in check, because I think Amy really relies on her in so many ways, and of course they're best friends. Amy is so trusting and kind; it would be so easy for Sis to break her heart by being cruel.

I really should fuck Aims soon. I want her first time to be special, though. Maybe tomorrow night. And then I'll be fucking both of them. That should help keep everyone happy, if they're getting frequently fucked. I can just picture fucking these two over and over in a joyous ménage à trois. I guess there's cooperation and competition and alliances in a harem, so maybe this kind of problem is normal.

But do I really, literally, have a harem? I'm just a totally normal teenager leading a totally normal life in Orange County! Or at least I was! I'm here in a completely typical kitchen in an absolutely normal, if a bit well-to-do, house. Utter suburbia. No problem. Yet I'm pretty much resting in a puddle of milk with two gorgeous, naked teenage goddesses who are acting like catty cats, slurping and licking all over me. Fuck!

"What are you thinking?"

Alan shook free of his thoughts. He realized that he was still on the floor and that Katherine had asked him a question.

"Oh, nothing," he answered. But he thought to himself, I have to talk to her about this sometime soon, when we're alone. This is just too freaky. I mean, I still want my sister to be my sister and my best friend.

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Amy was doing nothing more than lying there next to him. But Katherine had more energy. "Look, Brother. Your sister is a pussy cat. Meow! Meow!" She sat up like a cat doing pet tricks and wagged her tongue at him. "Hey, Big Flagpole Brother, can you feed your pussy cat a saucer full of your cream?"

All Alan could think was, Jesus Fucking Christ. I think my brain just blew a fuse. My sister is a naked cat. This is too much! I thought things were freaky before! My mom is a cow, my sister is a cat, Amy is a bottle of milk. So what does that make Aunt Suzy? She's just fucking sexy, that's what she is. Hell, they all are. Together they've going to slowly kill me with too much love.

Meanwhile, upstairs, Susan lay in her bathtub. Just as the milk had inspired a pussy-cat fantasy for Katherine, it was further inspiration for Susan's favorite animal metaphor as well. She stayed in the bathtub for quite a while. When the milk ran out, she filled the tub with hot water and lay there, still fantasizing about Alan and milk.

Her desire to lactate for him was greater than ever before. I'm a fuck cow! A milk cow for my son. 'Cow' sounds funny, but it's so appropriate, because all a cow does is sit around and go "moo" while the owner takes care of everything and plays with her private parts. Alan is my owner and he takes care of all my needs. He fills my mouth with hard, hot cock every day! Squeeze my breasts, Tiger! Squeeze my tits until the milk comes gushing out. That's my udder. Milk my udder while I milk you! Fuck yes! Good Lord God! Fuck!

The water sloshed out of the tub as she writhed around, on her way to yet another orgasm.

If Alan could have known her thoughts, his brain might have simply exploded from sheer amazement at the weird, sexual world he now inhabited.