Why were you so stupid?

“Really, James? You ordered dodgy pills off the internet because you were unhappy with your cock? Fuck me, that’s so you.”

Sam leaned back on the couch and stared at the ceiling. “Shit, I believe it’s you. We both have done dumb stuff like that. Remember the colonic irrigation that almost killed me? Yeah I know. Falling for it was dumb but what you did is ten times as bad.”

“The irony of losing my dick and balls isn’t lost on me. I don’t know why the pills did the exact opposite.”

She gave her a dubious look. “Give me the box they came in.” Sam read the paperwork inside. Her eyes widened at all the possible side effects. “It’s a miracle you are alive. Here it says that depending on the number of pills you take and your hormone levels at the time of consumption, a small number of men may experience a paradoxical reaction. If you are unsure it says to get bloodwork done.”

“Well, that train left the station,” James said.

Sam put the paperwork away. “Why are you so calm? Anyone else would lose their mind. You should experience massive gender dysphoria. But maybe that comes later.”

James shrugged. “I don’t know. All of this feels surreal. Thank you for taking this so well.” She leapt up to hug Sam. Due to their height difference James planted her face in her much smaller chest. “I would be so lost without you.”

Sam noted how soft and heavy her friend’s tits were. The pills really had done a number on James. Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad after all. She seemed to be in good shape all things considered.

“Your huge nipples poke through that threadbare shirt,” Sam said. “You are in dire need of clothing.”