Why don't you just run away? There's no way she'll reach you that fast, you just gotta escape from that place!

You can never run from your problems.

You stare at the barmaid, and she meets your eye. Tilting her head slightly in question.

You glance behind her… then at where your pouch of money was… and then bolt towards the exit.

“Thief! Free beer to whoever grabs the runner first!” You hear her shout.

You don’t need to know what that means.

Your mind is too focused on getting out the door.

You weave through the tables and chairs, trying to slip by the drunk people in the bar. You get halfway before a lady appears. Looking at you with a harsh glare.

“Hah. That beer is mine.!”

Her body rockets at you before you can react. A speed you’d never think a drunk person could muster.

She trips on a chair as she approaches you, but that works in her favor, turning her body into a cannonball that slams right into your face.

You’re squashed against her tits as she comes to a stop on a table, squishing your face into her sweaty cleavage and tightly against the table. Laughing loudly to herself as she forces your head in different directions, wiping her sweat into your face.

“Heh. Liking it in there? Nice and steamy? Well, I got an even better place for ya”

You don’t get a chance to react as she squeezes you even tighter with her tits, so tight it's hard to breathe. You feel your vision start to darken, your struggles weakening. And just as you’re about to fade. She quickly stands up, you take a deep breath. But quickly find your face in another squishy crack, her ass.

The smell is definitely like beer. Digested, reeking beer.

It's sticky with sweat, humid, and it smells like she's never showered, making you gag as you hurriedly breathe in through your nose, trying to get air, but only getting the musk of her ass.

Coughing and groaning you try to push her off, but that just spreads her cheeks, letting her grimy hole peak through, and plant itself on your nose.

"Hmnn oh yeah! That's it baby! Get niiice and deep in there!"

She doesn’t fart at first. Just sitting there, rubbing her hole all over your nose, making you breathe the air directly from her hole. You groan in disgust as you feel her hole pulse on your nose.

She grunts loudly all of a sudden. And a loud groan comes from her ass as you're directly injected with her scent. Some of it leaks from your nose, spilling out of her crack in a yellow steaming cloud, but she doesn’t seem to care as she pushes and pushes.

Each push sends more gas into your packed nose, and even more packed lungs. You want to cough, to get the gas out, but her tight seal keeps it in, the sheer pressure of her pushing more gas into you not letting any leak, instead creating a larger and larger cloud of smog around her butt.

You feel her shift, talking with someone, and then another thick ass enters your view.

The lady behind it hiccups, then spreads her ass wide, giving you a view of her winking hole as your previous gasser shifts over your mouth. The second ass lands squarely on your nose. She pushes down hard, hard enough that your nose pops into her hole with a wet squelch as she moans in appreciation.

The ass on your mouth pulses first, exploding without warning and sending the gas right out of your nose. But that just fills the ass you have your nose inside with more gas.

Which she sends back with her own spicy, wet taste. The liquid makes you gag uncomfortably as the gas rockets right back up your first gasser's ass. Then again into your mouth and out your nose.

The cycle continues, the two of them seesawing farts in one hole and out the other. Your strength is gone, you can't struggle, there's too much butt, too much rotten, wet, disgusting beer gas going in your holes. Too much scent for your brain to process. It melts under the never ending flow of gas, leaving you smelling the scent of beer gas, spiced meat, soft cherry cocktails and every type of drink they serve here.

When you think it can’t get worse, you feel hands on your arms as now everyone wants to get some free beers. They start farting all over your body, getting both hands brown and slamming their butts all over your body.

After being covered in ass juices and soaked in farts, you are released as you see the barmaid walking towards you. Her face is devilish, there's no doubt how happy she is to see you there.

"Hehehe! Bring this scumbag over, girls!"

You suddenly get pulled off of the ground and are dragged around until you arrive back to where you were before, staring at the girl

"Take these stools from here and bring that bench here please!"

Soon they do what they are told and you are put on the bench, sitting down

"Hey! Not like that! The cushion goes down! On their back!"

The girls "ooohhh" as they get the idea, and soon you are shoved down hard on the bench, as 5 different girls take off what little clothes they are wearing and slam their hot, sweaty, grimy asses back on you, burying you under butt.

The woman that got you first, of course, gets your face, but don't worry, every part of your body is getting attention as they flatten it into the bench.

"Here! It's on the house ladies! You can stay and drink here as much as you want!"

They all laugh and cheer happily as several beer mugs are set down for them

"Cheers!"

And they all follow, releasing in unison several thunderous blasts on your body. You get a few right in your mouth! Gagging as an incredibly wet bubbly fart is sputtered in, followed by a lot of ass juice, as the girls above chuckle, enjoying the feeling of having you squirming under them.

Suddenly you feel an incredibly disgusting blast against your chest, followed by a remark:

"Oh fuck! I think I shat myself!"

The other girls, barmaid included giggle at that, and then you feel your hand being grabbed and dragged around

"Hang on, let me just clean it."

And suddenly your hand is shoved on a crack, and you can feel it getting all wet and sticky from it’s wet ass juice covered coating, you could only imagine how it must sme-

Suddenly you hear a grunt, followed by another dirty wet blast right up your nose, the tortuous smell fills your nose, as you **** on all the ass juice and nasty ass…

You are slowly drifting into unconsciousness as another blast hits your right on the crotch, followed by the girl wiping her ass on your legs.

Their asses continue to sing all over your body, getting you wet, sticky, and smelling like a toilet bowl. You get their emissions on the inside and outside of your body, being abused non stop as they just have fun above you.

You don’t know when they end up releasing you. You’re long **** when they do. Forever filled with their scent. And forever cautious to never leave your money unguarded in a bar.