Who Has What? These Cunts Should've Been A Couple Of Months Out, Fucking Wildlings

Aegon and Jon Saw A Wildling Army Marching Towards The Edge Of The Forests. "Oh Fuck Me, We Need To Rally The Men." Says Aegon. "Agreed." Says Jaehaerys. "I'm Heading To Uncle Aemon's Tower, I've Got To Send The Call To The Other Lord's and Get Them Here As Soon As Possible, If We Die Here At Least The Wildlings Will Be Battered and Bruised While Our Countrymen Won't Be." Says Aegon As He and Jon Rush Back Down.

Aegon Had Made It To Aemon's Tower and Began Writing In Haste:

I, King Aegon Targaryen Sixth Of Name, Write In Great Haste, We Are Outnumbered and Need Help. A Hundred Thousand Wildlings Are Marching Against The Wall As I Write This, We Need Reinforcements. This Is A Formal Declaration Of War Against Mance Rayder and His Barbarian Hordes. Come North Or We We're All Fucked. Should I Die, My Son Prince Aenar Will Be Under The Regency Of Queen Mother Elia Martell.

Aegon VI Targaryen

Aegon Had No Sooner Set The Ravens Loose Than Ser Barristan Came In and Said There Were Wildlings Trying To Attack From The South As Well As From The North. Aegon Promptly Sent Four Hundred Men To The Southern Side Of The Walls Defenses and Began To Give Orders.

Aegon Watched As Giants On Mammoths Rode Up To The Gates and Tried To Get In From Beneath The Gate. "Ser Mandon! Take A Hundred Men and Stop That Gigantic Buffoon From Fucking Us In The Middle Of The Battle." Aegon Commands and Ser Mandon Nodded Before Leading Said Men. "Aegon! We've Got Raiders Attacking Icemark." Says Jaehaerys. "Seven Hell's! Take Ser Richard and Ser Barristan and Led Our Rear Guard Down There To Stop It." Aegon Tells His Brother. "Egg! Look There! That's The Girl I Was Telling You About!" Says Jaehaerys Pointing To A Enticing Beauty Of Almost Targaryen Features. "Are You Sure Bloodraven Didn't Desert?" Aegon Asks His Brother Pointing Out The Obvious Targaryen Similarities. "You Should Know Your Fucking His Distant Niece Or Something." Says Jaehaerys. "I'm Going To Have To Clean The Castle After This Fucking Battle." Says Aegon As He Cuts Down The First Wildling To Get Through Who's Fool Enough To Come For The Royal Brothers.

Aegon Quickly Pushes Towards Daenerys and Lyanna and Aims To Keep Them Both Safe. "You Took Your Sweet Time Of It!" Says Lyanna. "Jon'd Never Forgive Me If I Left You Two To Yourselves." Says Aegon. "Egg......" Says Dany As She Looks Into His Eyes. "I Know Dany, I Know." Says Aegon As Kisses Her Deeply. "Let's Discuss This Later, It's Time Dark Sister Got It's Long Overdue Deflowering." Says Lyanna. "So Be It." Says Dany As She Suppresses Her Feelings Once More. "Aegon Look Out!" Shouts Dany, But It's Too Late, He's Caught By An Axe In The Face. Whoever Through It Was Not A Good Shot Since It Would've Been Buried In His Face If It Had Been At The Proper Angle. Aegon Is Dazed and Struggles To His Feet, When He Regains His Senses He See's A Number Of Wildlings Surrounding His Aunt. "Time For Some Fucking Boys!" Says The Scarred One.

Aegon Closes His Eyes, and When He Opens Them He Enters The Trance. Aegon Grips Blackfyre One Handed and Draws Kingslayer In The Other, and Strides Towards Dany's Would Be Rapists With Scary Calmness. He Cuts A Wildling In Two Before He Stands Beside Dany. "We Fight Together Dany!" Says Aegon As He and Daenerys Both Attack Together. Though No Match For Aegon In Skill, Daenerys Doesn't Lack For Sneaky and Clever Ways To Compensate For Her Lack Of Prowess. A Kick Down Below A Clawing Over The Eyes, and A Beheading There Does Wonders To Make Up For It.