While Lauren's away...

Lauren ran around the corner. She could feel the breeze on her body: the vibration and shake of her bare flesh with every step. She giggled uncontrollably. She was doing it! She was streaking! She'd never felt so exhilarated, free and aroused in her whole life!!!

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Meanwhile a homeless man was wandering through the park. He paused when he saw something hanging in a bush. Curious, he picked it up. Instantly his eyes lit up. Since he made most of his meager money reselling thrift store clothes to high end consignment stores, this particular bum happened to know a fair amount of fashion. And this was a designer dress, worth three hundred at least!

Then he saw more clothes in the bush. Spanx! Those were worth a hundred, and next to them were a matching Victoria Secret bra and panties set! Eagerly he scooped up all the clothes. When he picked up the bra, two objects fell from it.

"What in tarnation?!" He exclaimed. Then he started laughing. It was some sort of pair of fake tits? Was this a joke? Chuckling, he left them on the grass. He didn't know where he could resell those, he thought in amusement as she shuffled away, laughing to himself...