Where You Said: To Get Breakfast

You walk downstairs and, as if she read your mind, your mother has coffee and a rather sizable assortment of breakfast meats and pastries prepared, or at least near so. She pipes up: "Good morning James, it sounds like you had quite the night last night. Anyway, I just want you to know that I'm proud of you." Your inquisitive nature reveals itself as you ask "Proud of what?". Your mother replies: "You really don't know? My boy has gotten his first **** girl. this is a great moment of accomplishment in your life! Not only are you having sex, as all teenagers should, but you are also taking initiative. Any parent would be ecstatic and overwhelmed with pride to hear of such success for their son. Now, I expect to see you grow your harem young man. but none the less, eat up, you've earned it." You reply with a simple "Thanks" and enjoy some of the best food you have ever had in your life. You look up at the clock and realize that you are going to be late to school.