Where's Waldo

“ZzZzZzzZzZZZZZzzzzzz.” There was the noise again, just outside of what he could comprehend. “ZzzZZzZzZzZZZzzzzz.” Right on time. Whatever it was, it was always at the same time, every 3 seconds. “ZzzzZzzZzZZZzzZz, alk;ALKFa.” John suddenly shot up at the strange sound. He looked to his left to see that Idena was the cause of the sound. Turned out Idena snored, quite loudly, and she apparently coughed. The cough also awoke the twins, who were sleeping on each side of Idena, each using one of her breasts as a pillow.

“Uho, what was that?” Miho asked as she rubbed her eyes. Mikuru stretched as she woke. Idena remained blissfully asleep, not realizing she had become the group’s alarm clock. The three all got up and got dressed, as they realized they were still in the barrier. A quick shaking awake by Miho, who decided the best way to do that was to grab Idena’s breasts and just shake them wildly, roused the snoring harpy.

“Wah, huh? I had the strangest dream that I was captured, and after a day of captivity, I ended up having sex with my evil master and two hot twi-” she started before she fully became aware of her surroundings. “Shit. So all that really did happen,” said the harpy in a rather sad tone. Once everyone was ready, Mikuru shattered the barrier, returning all four of the group to John’s room. Laying on John’s bed was a smaller version of the large crystals in the portal room of his castle.
“Ok, so I guess this thing lets us move from the kingdom to the real world and vice versa,” John said as he took the crystal and placed it on his desk, the crystal floating with its pointed end a mere inch above the desk. “Idena and Miku, it seems I have been given my own kingdom in the Abyss. Sadly, it is a dump. So I need to collect people and supplies to build it up to be respectable. You’ve all been given my King’s Mark, which allows you to use the crystal to travel to and from my kingdom. Idena, I want you to go back and fly around, see what all is there. Let me know the borders of it. Miho and Mikuru, since you two cannot safely live in the real world, you two should probably just live in my kingdom for now. Are you two planning on returning to the Academy?” John asked his twin subjects.

“Yes,” the two answered in unison. “However,” Mikuru started, “what are we going to do about the Warden? She and her organization will want our heads for what we were after.”

“We’ll need disguises. So, uh, does the Abyss have, like, some sort of magical disguise trinket?” John asked, hoping the answer would be yes.

“Oh yes! There is! There’s a neat little comic shop in town that has an aaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaazing collection of comics, manga, anime, and like every board and card game there is! Plus it has an Abyss market in case you want to test out items before you buy them!” Miho happily answered, whose knowledge hinted that she had gone there many times. The comic shop, Nerd Life, was a short bus ride away from John’s house. In fact, if John was not in his room playing games on his PC, he would be at Nerd Life playing board or card games. He was a fan of deck building games, with his two favorites being Dominion and DC Deck Builder. John used to love Yu-Gi-Oh when he was younger, but then they started adding crazy shit to the game where you could summon OP monsters on turn 1 and he decided to nope out of that real fast. He really did love his dragon deck that was built around the Blue Eyes White Dragon cards. On some occasions, he’d even run an Exodia Deck, and when he assembled all 5 pieces, he’d make sure to yell out “Exodia, OBLITERATE,” for dramatic effect. The crowds at the tournaments loved it when he would pull it off.

John and the twins made it to the nearby bus stop just in time to catch the bus. Well, the bus was there, but the doors were closed and the bus driver would have pulled off if it weren’t for the intervention of the twins. The two got the driver’s attention with a short but passionate make out session that got the old bus driver’s blood boiling. Once Miho broke off the kiss by biting Mikuru’s bottom lip and pulling it forward as she flashed Mikuru’s bare ass to the bus driver, he happily opened the door and let all three on free of charge.

The three made their way to the back of the bus to avoid all the stares they were getting from guys who were eye-banging the twins, the girls who were jealous of the twins’ attention, and the parents and elderly who were glaring daggers at what they considered a completely inappropriate and vulgar act. Right before the three reached the back seat, a high school jock decided to grab Miho’s bare ass. The sound of her hand striking his face echoed as the entire bus froze, staring at the scene.

“How dare you grope me! You have no right to do that! Do it again and I’ll cut off your dick!” threatened the girl, looking the jock straight in the eyes. The fury that rose within Miho bore into the guy’s soul, whose eyes were locked with hers. He saw that he had made a grave mistake, and that her threat was very much substantiated. With her handprint clearly on display on his face, the jock slid down in his seat, embarrassment and fear overtaking him.

“How about we get some **** on him?” John asked Miho as the three sat down, the girls flanking John.

“What do you have in mind?” Mikuru asked, curious as to what he was planning.

“Ohmygodyespleaselet’sdothat!” Miho said so fast John could barely make out the words. Her bouncing in the seats indicated that she was totally for the petty **** that John was about to suggest.

“What do you say we use Augment Body to fuck with him?”

“PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!” Miho once again spoke at a speed so fast John almost missed the word she repeated.

“Miho, can you please take a few breaths and calm down? I’m afraid you’ll hyperventilate or something,” John suggested to his follower. A nod and few breaths later had Miho talking at her normal speed, which may have still been faster than a normal person. “Ok, what should we do first?”

“Well, as a jock, he probably takes pride in his physical appearance and ability to play sports. Perhaps we should deny him this?” A quick giggle from Miho indicated she was on board with it, so John cast Augment Body on both his leg and arm muscles, reducing their mass to a point that would be useless for sports.

“Oooooh, shrink his dick! That’ll make him less likely to grab an innocent girl’s ass!” The stares Miho got from the other two confused her. “What? I am innocent!”

“You are an incestual assassin who allied with a person you think will make you more powerful. How does any of that translate to ‘I am innocent’?”

“Cause I’m cute?”

“I…what…huh?” was all John could say, confused by the logic of Miho, deciding to just accept it instead. “You know what, ok sure. Let’s go with that…”

“Yaaaaaaaay!” she squealed as she hugged John, who cast Augment Body on the jock’s dick, making it similar to his own original cock size. The three continued to mess with others on the bus that they thought deserved it. With an Augment Body level up, John figured the bus trip hadn’t been a complete waste as the three got off the bus and stood across the street from Nerd Life.