What3Words with Zendaya

Zendaya picked her way carefully through the trees until she emerged into a clearing. Her eyes lit up when she saw that she was alone, the lake was still, and the day was warm: perfect conditions for skinny dipping.

Hurrying over to the end of the wooden pier, the dark-haired girl began to strip. She shrugged out of her jacket and unbuttoned her shirt. Her bare toes wiggled on the smooth wood after yanking off her trainers and socks. Her shorts were worked over her butt and pulled down her slender legs. A bra landed on top of the pile of clothes...then a pair of panties...then a splash indicated that Zendaya had jumped in.

As the naked girl's laughs echoed across the clearing, the camera panned to the treeline. Jenna Ortega peered out from her hiding spot, stifling a giggle as she filmed Zendaya on her phone. Cracking a mischievous smile, Jenna dashed out from the trees and scooped up Zendaya's clothes into her arms. After a moment of consideration, she dropped her victim's phone back onto the pier, before making a hasty retreat with her prize.

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"Oh, shit!"

Zendaya splashed loudly as she clambered ungainly onto the pier, snatching up her phone as she scanned around for the thief.

"This isn't funny, I'm getting cold!"

Shaking violently and trying not to drip too much water onto the screen, Zendaya scrolled through her contacts, looking for a Good Samaritan.

THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT

A mobile phone lying on a table began to ring, the caller ID reading as Zendaya.

The muffled sound of a shower was shut off, and moments later, the phone was picked up.

"Zendaya?" Alycia Debhnam-Carey's sleepy voice sounded.

The screen split: one half showed a naked Zendaya, shivering violently and clutching her phone to her ear; the other half showed Alycia lying on a massage table, a towel draped over her as a masseuse worked on her bare shoulders.

"Hi!" Zendaya said, panicked. "I need you to come and rescue me!"

"Calm down," Alycia laughed. "Where are you?"

Where am I? Err...there's a lake and some trees..."

"That's not much help. Do you have What3Words?"

"Isn't that the free app that tells you exactly where you are in the world with a unique three-word code, even if you don't have a post code?"

"That's the one!" Alycia smiled.

"I'll send over my location, and you'll come and get me?" the shivering girl asked hopefully.

"Yeah, sure," Alycia agreed, hanging up and putting her phone to one side.

"Do you need to leave?" the masseuse asked.

"Not yet," Alycia smiled. "Zendaya will be fine, she's not going anywhere."

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Night had fallen, and Alycia was walking through the woods, shining a torch to light her way in the gloom.

"Zendaya? Are you here?"

A snapping of branches, and out of the darkness, the naked, shivering figure of Zendaya appeared.

"A-Alycia? Where have you been?! Have you at least brought a change of clothes with you?"

"Sorry, I didn't have time to grab any," Alycia lied. "I came as soon as I could."

As they climbed back into Alycia's car, Zendaya's bare stomach rumbled loudly. She blushed apologetically, and her friend winked mischievously.

"Come on, let's go get takeout."

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