What the hell, I'm straight!

This can't be happening! He just used your mouth to get off! And you let him! This is seriously not chill. You feel like you're going to have to work out what's going on right now!

Straight to the computer you go. At least your laptop looks the same, not all things have changed overni-

You login to your account and you see the screensaver is a photo of you and Robbie sitting at some sort of bar, with you kissing his cheek and him laughing. He has is arm around you and resting on your hip. There are little hearts placed around both of your heads.

What the hell! It's as if you are dating your roommate! This is some sort of freaky alternate reality like in those nerd films where, somehow, you are a gay boy!

Looking for more clues, you decide to check on your Facebook...