What if the Master has something to say?

"You know in my reality, everyone who wants to be on reality shows competes to be on them. We sometimes have stories about people forcibly recruited to them. But they're always shows like Survivor. You know, where there's no real protagonist. I don't think I've ever seen a story where the Bachelor is about to get forcibly hitched against his will."

'Crap,' Leah thought.

"Jake, we're trying to get you a harem here. The sort of thing every man fantasizes about..."

"Yeah, I'm starting to wonder how much you actually tune into our dimension. Cause this kind of stuff is the plot of idle fantasies and pornos. Even harem animes don't really focus on a guy actually getting a harem. I think maybe we are a little to boring for your audience, whoever they are. Maybe you ought to look into a Paul Cooper from some reality where harems are actually a thing."