What if Strategy games were a little more kinky

Strategy Games, one of the oldest video game genres but whose popularity in the mainstream has decline over the years. But his reduction in prestige does not diminish its legacy and history in the videogame sphere. And there are a wealth of games and characters that can be put into different What if? scenarios

What if the hyperactive and nerdy Egon Stetman from Starcraft 2 was accidently exposed to zerg pheromones or protoss psionics

What if defeated enemy lords and armies in Total War Warhammer 1-3 were also part of the post battle loot?

What if Diplomatic treaties between leaders in CIV series involved less backroom deals and more bedroom acrobatics. After all the Pen is mightier than the sword.

What if the Commander from Red Alert 3 was the alternate version or descendant of the Psychic Yuri from Red Alert 2