What choice to I have? Besides, I've always wanted to exercise with a leotard on...

It doesn't take long before you decide, sure, you'll go ahead and put on the leotard.

But it's not easy.

The leotard is too high off the ground to just step into. So, you pull on it, and discover that the cables are tension-spring loaded, with some sort of strong, slow-retraction system. With a strong, and consistent enough pull, you can slowly pull the leotard down low enough to the ground to step into it. When you release the leotard, the cables slowly, gradually retract back to their former position.

So, you pull, slowly, the leotard until you are able to pull it low enough to step into it. Unlike most leotards, this one is designed to close with a zipper up the back.

And, of course, the zipper has a string attached to it, which goes into the cable bundle from above.

So, you worm one foot into the leotard, constantly pulling down on the cables to make sure it's low enough, then you slip the other foot into the other leg hole.

It's a tight fit!!

The leotard has short legs, built-in. The legs stretch down from your crotch to just above your knees.

As you let go of cables, they slowly retract in to the ceiling.

"ACK!"

You feel something inside!!

You swivel around, grasping at the cables to hold them from going any further up into the ceiling.

You feel around in the back of the leotard and discover that it has a built-in anal probe.

Oh god...

An anal probe... built into the leotard?

It's long and thin and is insistently pushing up from below, diving between your naked buns and pushing up into your backside.

Oh fuck, you quickly reach up to pull down on the cables.

"There's an anal probe in this leotard, and clearly I'm supposed to insert it..." you think to yourself, "where the sun don't shine."