What any reasonable person would do

I sat up and picked up where I had left off screaming out in absolute agony.

There was the issue that something was in my way but I cared little as I sat up screaming like I was dying. Turning to see what I had hit I saw the as of yet unseen witch who started screaming too at my screaming. Looking down I saw my cloths torn open and my body healing as blackened burned tissue move and disapeered as new smooth skin took its place. This caused me to scream for a whole different reason, then I noticed I had tits, which caused me to scream for a totally different reason.

Looking at the witch screaming as she screamed back at me looking terrified it occurred to me that I should be dead and I suddenly stopped screaming as I looked back at my car which was still burning.

I heard the witch stop screaming but that was of little concern as I stood up causing my cut away cloths to fall off my body. Now naked I walked closer to the still smoldering remains of my car and peaked in the passenger side of the car window. Seeing the scroll case looking good as new I took it out and took it over to the witch who was still on the ground looking stunned.

"I a legal representative of the state of California here do present you with this years up to date ID and car permits. Please sign here" I say pointing to the bottom of the scroll after withdrawing the ID and car tag.

"I don't have a pen" The witch said suddenly

"Well that is an issue because mine is melted" I said considering the situation

"Were you aware you are naked" She asked again suddenly

"I am trying not to think about it or the fact I blew up right now" I say honestly as I stared at the scroll case.

After a moment she looks up with something in her eye and said "Would you like to come inside....?"

"Alex, and yes, yes I would" I say promptly reaching my hand out and pulling her up as she blushes for some reason.