What Is Team Rocket?

“So what is Team Rocket anyway?” You ask, “I mean, when the Nurse Joy in Pewter City told me about them it just sounded like they were any other male trainers.”

“Oh, they’re more then just a bunch of horny men with some Pokémon and an iron on logo” Jackie chuckles, “Team Rocket is a powerful and dangerous organization, lead by a brilliant but evil minded man with one goal above all else” he pauses for dramatic effect, “conquering the world and imposing his own order.”

In the forest outside pewter city three figures fall from the sky and land in the river.

SPLASH!

A man with medium length, blue hair parted in the middle flops onto the bank spitting out a stream of water, “Well that could have gone better.”

A second man with short green hair, also parted in the middle flops next to him “this is all your fault you imbecile!” He says in a hoarse voice.

“You’re the imbecile, Botch!” The blue haired man snaps back.

“How many times do I have to tell you? It’s Butch!”

“Gentlemen, gentlemen” a Meowth calmly says as he walks up to them, “you’re both imbeciles!” The talking Pokémon then slaps both of them across the face, “if you two had just listened to me we’d have that pikachu and the twerps little girlfriend! Instead, this time not only did the twerp kick out asses but so did the Pewter gym leader!”

The trio’s arguing is suddenly interrupted by a ringing phone. They quickly put aside their squabble and answer the call.

“Meowth, James, Barnaby” Matori says.

“It’s Butch!”

“Master Giovanni has a new mission for you” she continued, ignoring Butch’s outburst, “while gathering resources for our Rocket Fuel project on Mt. Moon, one of our squads had a run in with a Pokémon Ranger and an associate as well as female trainer that they rescued from two of our agents, they also managed to procure a vial of Rocket Fuel. We need you to track them down and eliminate them as a threat.”

“Well this will be a nice change of pace from being launched into the stratosphere” James snarks.

“Do you know where they’re headed?” Meowth asks.

“Miguel and Brandon mentioned seeing a Pewter City gym badge among the girl’s belongings, so she may have been using the mountain pass to get to Cerulean City.”

“While there is evidence connecting Team Rocket to a number of disappearances of female trainers, we haven’t been able to find any leads regarding their base of operations.” Jackie continues. After listening to everything he told you about Team Rocket, you’ve gained a new ambition beyond the Pokémon League. You want to take them down, whatever it takes.

“Well I gave my grandpa the Rocket Fuel sample” Blue says as he come up to the couch behind you, “so, you guys want to spend a night on the town or would you rather have fun in the lobby like them?” he points to the trio now having a threesome in the waiting area, the femboy now riding the hiker’s dick and the couple now dry humping on the floor.