Deus Ex Machina to the Rescue

“Hey! What’s going on here?” You hear a man say and see two pairs of feet approach.

“Why hello sir” you hear Miguel say nervously, “we were just exploring the caverns when we bumped into this trainer.”

“Yeah, and then this dumb bimbo insisted of taking us both on at once” Brandon adds on, “and well, you can see how well that went for her.”

“Do you think we’re blind?” A familiar sounding fourth voice says, “we can see the big red ‘R’s on you guys’ shirts plain as day!”

“You guys are with Team Rocket” the first man says, “and I’ll bet you two jumped her and **** her into a one sided battle, what with you guys packing that rocket fuel of yours.”

“And if we didn’t show up when we did you’d probably have taken her back to your base to keep as a sex ****.”

“Well the thing about that is…” Miguel was floundering “Abra, get us out of here!”

“AaaBra!” You could hear the psychic Pokémon say as it allowed its master and his cohort to beat a hasty retreat.

You see the two pairs of feet walk towards you.

“You okay miss?” You are still too fuck drunk to respond. One of them flips you onto your back.

“Amber?” Blue exclaims as you look up to see him and a hot blond man standing over you.

“Blue?” The sight of your rival shocks you out of your daze.

“What were you doing fighting Team Rocket?” Blue asks as he helps you to your feet.

“I was just trying to get to Cerulean City” you explain, “I got side tracked chasing a clefairy when I bumped into one of them trying to find the way back, if it weren’t for that damn rocket fuel I’d have beaten him.”

“Well you’re lucky we came along when we did!” The blond man says, “names Jackie by the way, Jackie Walker.”

“In a twisted way, I’m luckier that the one who beat me convinced the one in the labcoat to **** me before taking me back to base.”

“Well we managed to scare two of them off, but there could still be more in these mountains” Jackie says.

“I’m not so sure” you tell him, “one of them said that the others had gotten everything they came here for.”

Jackie shrugs “all the same I think it would be best if we escorted you to Cerulean City. You were headed their anyway, weren’t you Blue?”

“Yes I was”

At Jackie’s insistence, you let the two of them accompany you to Cerulean City.

Elsewhere, in an undisclosed location, Miguel, Brandon and four other men are standing in front of a man in an orange suit, sitting at his desk.

“I am very disappointed in all of you” the man says to the group, “you caught the attention of a pokémon ranger, lost a vial of rocket fuel, Brandon wasted a second vial taking down a female trainer, and you Miguel, you wasted time with Brandon **** the trainer when you should have come, right! Back! Here!” He emphasizes the last three words by poking his finger into his desk.

“I’m sorry Giovanni” Miguel bows his head, “I regret letting Brandon talk me into it”.

“I still say it was worth it” Brandon mumbles.

“Shut up” he tells to Brandon, “next time we beat a female trainer, we bring here right back here.”

“You are dismissed” Giovanni looks under his desk to look at the woman with long magenta hair, wearing only a pair of round, green earrings and a collar with the Team Rocket logo, sucking his cock, he places his hand on her head and pushes her further down his cock. “Matori!” He turns to the woman with purple hair wearing glasses, a quintessential ‘sexy secretary’ outfit and the same collar as the woman under Giovanni’s desk.

“Yes Master Giovanni?” She responds.

“Send our best operatives to track down these interlopers”

“Yes master” she bows, “I’ll send James, Butch and Meowth to be briefed ASAP, I’ll also have Miguel’s squad tell us everything they can about the Ranger his Associate and the girl in question.”

The sun had gone down by the time you had gotten out of the mountains and once you did the three of you made a combee line for the pokémon center. Once you handed nurse joy your pokéballs you sat in the waiting area with Jackie while Blue was on the video phone with Professor Oak, apparently he and Jackie had managed to get a vial of rocket fuel from one of those Team Rocket goons and Blue decided to give it to his grandfather to analyze.

Looking around the center you notice that the trainers around here are much more touchy-feely with each other: you see one male trainer groping a female trainer’s ass without much resistance, you see a rather skinny male trainer wearing short-shorts and a belly shirt sitting on an older male trainer’s lap, and then on the chair across from you, you actually see one male trainer with his pants around his ankles while two female trainers were licking up and down the shaft of his cock.

You look at Jackie, you have so many questions to ask him right now…