What Etna considers casual wear.

Etna grinned at me with that cat-like smile. "You know, you humans think of the WEIRDEST things...and yet it's utterly brilliant!" she declared, looking herself over. "You rip up clothing...and then you sell the largest chunk of it! And it actually SELLS!"

I could see what she meant. The shirt was green with the mid-drift seemingly torn off, the edges frayed. The sleeves were undoubtedly uneven, also torn to make it into a short sleeved shirt. Were she a woman of larger bust, I dare say she'd have quite a bit of underboob in that shirt. ...why didn't I get one with bigger boobs? I liked underboob... Oh, and there was a picture of a grinning clown on the chest. A creepy grinning clown, not the happy kind.

A tug on my arm brought my attention to the fact that Etna was wearing more then just a shirt. ...seriously, she may not be overly busty, but she still had a rocking upper body. Etna undoubtedly could NOT wear actual pants. It was doubtful that her tail would allow that. It would probably panic and start thrashing.

So saying, Etna had a skirt on, rather then pants. It was black (frankly, I was surprised she could find a shirt that WASN'T black...) It went well with her shoes, which were the ones she already owned. "Well? What do you think, John? Does it look good on me, or does it look great?" she purred, leaning forward as she asked the question, letting me see down her shirt. Oh, look at that. No bra.

"Great," I squeaked, my eyes transfixed to her chest, something that made her laugh before shaking from side to side. "What'cha starin' at, Jooohnnny..." she teased. "You are SO going to get it when we get home..." I whispered. Etna stuck out her tongue.

"Promises, promises," she purred. "...do you think I'd look good with sunglasses and a trenchcoat? Like that movie that was on while you were sleeping... I'd look a thousand times better in it then that Trish chick..."

A wolf whistle interrupted her. Apparently she had caught the eye of a group of frat boys or something. They certainly looked that way. "How about you lose that geek and come get some of this?" one said, making the others laugh. "Yeah, the hair is kinda freaky, but I'd hit that..." I saw Etna's eye twitch as her tail spasmed. She was not happy...