Etna is one evil, evil woman

Given that I wasn't exactly happy about being called a Geek but not very enthusiastic about Etna getting arrested I put a single hand on her shoulder, drawing her attention to me as she harshly growled, "I'm going to rip them a new asshole..." "Etna," I said quietly, giving her a stern look that prompted a pleading gaze, "Pwease! Just this once?" I groaned and rolled my eyes, sighing in defeat as I shrugged my shoulders, "Just nothing too damaging." Etna grinned, a malicious tone to her smile as her eyes gleamed with villainous intent, "Got it Johnny...no one insults my man and gets away with it."

Giving her body a little shake Etna turned back to the group of idiots, sauntering their way with a seductive grin on her lips. "Alright boys," Etna purred, walking up to the largest guy and undoubtedly the leader of the group, "You think you got what it takes to make this picky girl happy?" The lunk grinned at Etna perversely, something that made my blood boil, before he wrapped a meaty arm around her body, pulling her close and causing a flash of disgust to cross Etna's face, "Oh yeah baby, I got what yah need right here."

With a thrust of his hips the idiots by his side laughed, cheering him on as Etna placed her hand on his chest, giving me a slight wink before letting her fingers gently circle around his torso, "Oh I like a guy who plays rough." The frat boy smirked and winked at Etna, her hand slowly going lower and lower on his body. "I can be as rough as you wwwWWAAAAHHHHH!" The guy screamed, Etna's hand clamping over his junk with what I was guessing a **** grip.

Etna looked up at the guy, a pout on her lip as she seemed to squeeze harder, "Awwww, is that it? I was hoping for something a bit bigger." The guy screamed in agony as Etna, much to my surprise and horror of the guys surrounding her, started to lift the guy up by the front of his pants, his masculine equipment being the handle. Soon enough Etna had the guy on his toes, a demonic smirk on her lips as she cooed, "Oh well, I guess I'll just go back to my boyfriend. He's got everything I need and more."

Suddenly Etna released the guy, his hands instantly going to his crotch as he fell to the ground in a heap, groaning in pain while Etna happily skipped over to me, her hand going right for my groin, groping me openly with a pleased sigh, "Ah...now that's more like it." Etna leaned up and gave me a kiss as the injured man was led away with his friends, all of them giving me dirty looks which instantly changed to fear when Etna sent them a grinning glare. Soon enough we were all alone, no security being called, and no one but us noticing the incident that had just happened. Lucky us I guess...