What's a "Strip Club"?

{if Whore==1}Well, you're back here again. It didn't go so well last time, but whether you enjoyed it or just need the money, you're back now.{elseif Whore==2} As weird as it feels to admit, you feel like you can breathe again now that you're in this place again. You've got an itch built up, and it really needs scratching.{elseif Whore == 3}Well, you're feeling ready to smash up some babycock again. Hopefully this time you won't get such a pathetic fucking lightweight. It's no fun if they're subjugated that easily. But then, with a body like yours, leagues ahead of any other.... maybe it's inevitable.{elseif Stripper == 1}You put on a good show last time, and you know that this place is good for the money, but still... why do you find yourself coming back here?{elseif WhoreLeave == 1}Well... you left in a hurry last time, but now you're back... whether you need the money, or just have urges, you hope you don't end up doing something you regret...{else}As you walk around the normally familiar city, one sign catches your attention -- looking around, you don't think you've ever been in this part of town before, but even still most of the buildings you can tell are restaurants or apartments. But this building in particular, with its cool glowy signs, you have no idea what it could be. So you decide to find out! A warrior must have a good general knowledge, after all.

Pushing open the door, you're met with loud, thumping music, that vibrates inside of your ears. You don't really like it, but it's certainly new! Looking deeper into the building and past the front desk you can see a room with a bunch of people dancing, and bright coloured lights, which draw you towards them as much as they can be expected to. Before you can fully make out what's inside you're stopped by a tall woman in a neat grey suit.{endif}{if Money<1000}{if BankTotal > 0}{if BakeDone == 1}{if Wrestle >0}{if Whore == 0}{if WhoreLeave == 1}{if FireFighter>0}

W-well... here you are. You've gone across the entire city, but you haven't been able to make enough money, s-so.... your only choice left if you want to become a warrior is to- eep! - s-sell your body.....{endif}{endif}{endif}{endif}{endif}{endif}{endif}