Wet ‘n Wild

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The world changed around Sam as the petite host declared the start of the round, and a familiar scent of **** filled the young woman's nose.

“Woah… trippy.” Sam blinked a couple of times as she got her bearings straight. A quick look around confirmed her nose's suspicion that she was at some sort of bar. Not just a bar of course, but a full bar and lounge that was situated within the resort hotel. Though it wasn’t a closed-in room, head-high bamboo walls sectioned off the area from the hallway leading to the lobby. ‘Granite bar tops with high-quality wooden stools. Now, this is fancy! I wonder…’

Before Sam could call out to the middle-aged Latino man cleaning the countertop, she noticed something gripped in her hand. A blue pump-action water gun about the size of her forearm was there, the water inside sloshing about as she swung it up to see.

“Huh, this must be the water gun. Me and Dan totally had something like this growing up.” See inspected it further to come to a conclusion. “Even the pump looks the same. Did they steal this from our parents’ house?”

“Can I help you, miss?” A voice suddenly called out, startling the air-headed girl from her memories.

“Oh… Hey! Mr. Bartender! Ya got any mimosas? It’s totally brunch hour right?” Sam responded, putting her gun down on the countertop for a moment.

The gentleman nodded. “That we do, miss. We can prepare several selections ranging from classic to those mixed with various fruit.”

“Uhhh… just a regular one I think,” Sam replied. ‘I’ve only ever had orange ones. They have others!?’

“Of course. That will be 5BP.”

“BP? Uhhhh…” The brunette checked the small pockets of her denim shorts but she forgot that she didn’t have a wallet on her. Or her phone for that matter. “Uh… Put it on my tab?”

The gentleman sighed as he began to grab his ingredients. “Alright, one classic mimosa coming right up.”

‘Sweet! He didn’t even card me!’ Sam cheered internally as she saw a window reflecting her image nearby. ‘If I was still a dude he’d totally kick my ass out of here. These tits are rad!’

“One classic mimosa, miss.” The bartender said firmly, breaking Sam out of her self-inspection.

“Hell yeah! Thanks, dude!” Sam smiled as she reached out to grab her drink, only for fate to be cruel.

“Gotcha!” the voice of a third party called out as the college girl was sprayed with a shot of water.

“Hey!” Sam shouted in surprise at the cold water. The athletic frame of Chloe in her red bikini was the last thing Sam could see before her vision became distorted again.

In anguish, Sam cried out from the depth of her soul. “My mimosa!!!”

Then she was gone.

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The resort has several recreational activities across campus, such as the large lawn park that rests right behind the main building. Several gazebos and pavilions were spread out for the use of the guests. It’s in the shade of a certain gazebo, that a certain veteran was brainstorming her plan of attack.

‘Okay… If I’m understanding this right. The only way to get more ammo for this silly water gun is to kiss Dan, which I will never, under any circumstances, do. Therefore, my only way of winning is to not only make every shot count and never miss but to also prevent everyone else from getting ammo.’ Kaylee breathed out and smiled while gripping her yellow water gun. “I’ll stake out the area leading to the beach and shoot anyone trying to get a refill. It’s so simple.”

With a strategy formed, Kaylee began her turbulent trek across the park. She started onto the paved walkway but quickly realized that there would be no cover for her. ‘Shoot… I can stick to the bushes and palm trees but I’ll lose time being sneaky. Not to mention…’

‘Boing Boing’

It couldn’t be overstated just how little support the tiny yellow bikini top gave the big-breasted woman. She seethed, “I swear they gave me the smallest one on purpose...”

Kaylee took a moment to breathe out. ‘Calm down Kaylee, calm down. Get your breathing under control and focus. I likely have a better aim than these kids from experience. So let’s take this nice and slow.’

With that in mind, the dirty blonde woman decided to stay on the jogging path that led toward the beach at a reasonable pace. At least until a target came into view.

‘Yui!’ Kaylee yelled internally as she spied the petite Asian by the tennis courts that were in between her and the resort's beach entrance. ‘Get to cover!’

In a feat of ungracefulness, the older woman leaped into the bushes, her “naturally made” cushions doing little to brace the impact. A short moment passed while Kaylee readjusted her bikini while she waited in the bushes that divided the park and the drop to the beach.

‘I don’t think she saw me, but I can’t count out the fact that she may have heard me jump into the brush. I could maybe crawl and sneak past her for a surprise attack… Let’s do that.’ Slowly, Kaylee attempted to crawl her way toward where Yui was standing, her large breasts making it quite difficult to be too low to the ground, however. Eventually, she was able to hear the younger woman talking.

“Shucks, I wonder where everybody is...” Yui said dryly.

Kaylee’s breath hitched. ‘She doesn’t see me! Time to strike!’

“Haa-Uh!?” The confident veteran was quickly confused as she rose up to spray her former student when her chest was instead yanked downward. She quickly looked down to see the front of her bikini got caught on a branch and tore itself right off of her heavenly chest, allowing for her bare tits to explosively escape their imprisonment. And it was in that small moment of distraction that the prey, Yui, squirted a simple spray of water onto her hunter. “What the…!?”

Yui smirked as Kaylee began to vanish. “Guess luck is on my side… I could hear you a mile away, Teach.”

Irritated, the veteran let out one last comment, “Gosh darn it!”

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“Pffffft!” Vanessa practically had a spit-take as she saw the exchange between the former student and teacher. “Oh, my days. I cannot believe that just happened!”

Dan chuckled. “I don’t know if Yui is lucky or Kaylee is just unlucky…”

“Regardless we caught quite the view of those bazoongas. I’d say we’re all lucky!” The petite host smirked as she groped the air in front of her, mimicking the size of Kaylee’s breasts.

While the girls were off spraying each other with water, the Master-Host couple were sipping on daiquiris while they watched them on the several floating screens that Vanessa had conjured up.

The ginger giggled, “I don’t know what’s funnier, the flasher there or Miss Mimosa!”

Dan cringed at the memory of seeing his sister’s usual airheadedness get her sprayed while trying to get a mimosa. “I swear she’s not always like that. She just… gets easily distracted.”

“I’ll say! She really is a cute lil’ puppy, ain’t she Darlin’?” Vanessa smiled as she poked her partner in commentating.

“... No comment.”

As the duo talked, the sound of kicking sand grew closer. Turning the investigate the noise, Dan’s eyes were immediately blessed by the sight of Ireland’s rolling green hills in motion. Natalia was passing them by, bouncy breasts with every pace, likely heading up the stairs nearby to head up to the hotel. As he was distracted by the sight of his very sexy secretary, he couldn’t help but notice that she seemed to be able to run with little issue with her newfound assets, at least in comparison to Kaylee. Not that he was checking out her ass and tits or anything.

“Looking grand, sugar! Darlin’s lovin’ the show already!” Vanessa hollered as she catcalled her contestant. Without missing a beat Natalia raised a hand to give off a middle finger as she climbed up the steps to the terrace overlooking the private beach.

The ginger chuckled as she sat back down, “Hehe, love feisty redheads. Don’t you Darlin’?”

Still staring off in the direction of his subordinate, Dan absent-mindedly agreed. “Yeah sure. I mean-”

“Oooh, maybe I need to be more feisty then. Anywho let’s see who else is doing something interesting…” Vanessa pointed at a screen, “Oh! Maddy is about to get got by Chloe over at the main restaurant!”

Dan turned his head to the screen displaying his newer girlfriend hiding in a restaurant booth, taking quite a few failed shots at the tomboy crouched behind the host stand. The main restaurant was downstairs from the main hotel lobby and on the ground level. Chloe must have run there after taking care of Sam.

Dan frowned. “She’s going to use up all her water at that rate…”

“I’m sure getting a refill will be easy for her though.” The host grinned, “She had a bit of practice sucking your face off last night after all.”

Dan blushed, “Hey private moment, ya know.”

Vanessa giggled, “Sorry Darlin’, it’s literally my job to see those moments.”

“Yeah, yeah…” Dan sighed as he looked back to the duel. “Shit I think she’s already out of water.”

Sure enough, while Chloe only wasted one missed shot at the bluenette, the opposite was true for Maddy. Chloe seized the opportunity and closed in for a final well-aimed shot at the defenseless girl, causing her to vanish as Chloe claimed another point.

“You’d think the gamer of the crew would know better.” Vanessa pointed out.

“Well… She never was good at FPS games” He had to at least try to defend her poor shooting skills. “She was always more of an MMORPG girl.”

Vanessa shrugged, “Oh well. In any case, it looks like your favorite tomboy has taken the lead.”

“At least until she runs out of water. There’s no way in hell she’ll kiss me for a refill.” Dan grimaced at the thought of Chloe of all people wanting to kiss him.

‘Hmm… I wonder about that.’ The redhead thought for a second before grinning ear to ear. “I got an idea!”

“What was that?” Dan asked.

“Ahem. Attention ladies!” Vanessa’s voice felt like it was coming from a loudspeaker as she spoke. “As an extra incentive for those who are “brave” enough to give our lovely master a smooch… Anyone who kisses him on the lips for their refill will get one bonus VP at the end of the match. Have fun!”

“Vanessa! What are you doing?” Dan shouted, flustered.

“Helping you get some kisses, Darlin’!” Vanessa smiled as she leaned over to kiss him on the cheek. “That one’s free.” ‘And to get some of these girls to make some progress…’

The small host continued while Dan sipped on his daiquiri. “Let's keep this round moving!”

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Natalia was sprinting through the sand, flip-flops in one hand and her green water gun in the other, as her green triangle bikini top doing its damndest to keep its wearer from suddenly being topless. The woman in question couldn’t care less, however. She was in a competition. And she was going to win. At least those were the thoughts coursing through her mind as she left her starting point in the beach's lifeguard tower to rush toward the hotel in hopes to earn some easy points.

‘If I’m not quick, I’ll lose the element of surprise.’ The Irish woman determined as she recalled what she saw from her high ground. Someone had started by the luxury pool that the women had passed on their way to the beach and Natalia decided that she would start with them. Whoever they were.

As the barefoot woman darted by the main stage, she could practically feel the gaze of the most annoying duo in this or any reality. The fellow redhead was too cheery and it made her sick to her stomach while her “boss” was still the main object of her ire. ‘That dope is just lovin’ life ain’t he.’

“Looking grand, sugar! Darlin’s lovin’ the show already!” Natalia’s eye twitched as she heard the accompanying catcall. ‘That feckin’ little… Leave it. Focus on the competition. Stooges come later.’

The irate Irish woman simply responded with a nice courteous middle finger and carried on her mission as she climbed up the stairs off the beach. At the top of the stairs sat the terrace restaurant that neighbored the gorgeous pool. Though still quite classy, the venue was much more casual due to its outdoor nature. Wooden tables with built-in umbrellas were spread out across the restaurant while a simple bar was located backed up into the hotel's wall. It was here that Natalia had witnessed some sort of movement. So for her, the hunt was on.

‘Whoever it was had darker hair and it wasn’t blue… so Yui, Gabriella, or Chloe would be my guess.’ Natalia deduced as she began to creep through the empty venue while trying to keep the clacking of her now worn flip-flops to a minimum.

Sure enough, poor little Gabriella Hidalgo was currently hiding behind the bar, knuckles white from gripping her purple water gun. Just a few minutes before she had appeared by the pool unsure of where to go and what to do. The sudden hollering of a certain host brought the bottom-heavy woman’s attention to a red and green blur charging its way to her location. In a panic, she searched for a place to hide and prayed that the boobie monster wasn’t after her.

‘M-maybe I could shoot her?’ The young Latina thought as she tried to calm down. ‘No way… She’ll just see me first and shoot me… Or maybe she’ll tackle me to the ground and **** me to drop the water gun then spray me with water until I’m soaked… Or maybe she’ll smother me with her large butt until I can’t breathe anymore and **** me to surrender while making me comply with whatever she wants or else she’ll spray me… And then she’ll **** me to strip naked and act as a meat shield against the others like I’m not even a person anymore. Just an object for her to use for her purpose and pleasure. Then when she wins she’ll-’

Her thoughts were interrupted as the sensation of a jet of water hit her head. The daydreaming young woman looked up to see her former supervisor looking down at her with a blank face. “If you’re gonna hide, then maybe not mutter so much.”

Gabriella’s face went red as her vision went white. “Ah-wuh-wuh-wuh! I didn’t-”

The last thing she heard and saw before teleporting was Natalia blushing while muttering under her breath. “As If I’d do any of that ya eejit…”

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Ambient music along with the many scents of incense filled the resort's spa as Dan’s blonde girlfriend tried to navigate herself back toward the main hall of the hotel. As she passed by the many shelves of oils and skin care products, Tori couldn’t help her recently gender-changed self from wanting to take an extra moment to peruse the assorted wares.

“God that smells great…” Tori muttered as she opened the lid of one of the many candles for a quick sniff. “Wonder if they do couples’ massages here. I kinda remember Dan and I used to get them every once in a while. I think…”

“We do ma’am.”

Tori squeaked as a monotone voice startled her. She spun around and was greeted by the sight of a purple haired woman wearing teal scrubs. “Oh God, I forgot that there were other people here. Uh… Sorry about opening stuff…”

The female spa employee nodded in response and quickly assured her potential client. “It is of no consequence. In fact, feel free to take one with you. The first one is free.”

“Oh uh, thanks!” Tori smiled sheepishly as she debated grabbing the lemon lavender candle that was tempting her. “Uh… Is it okay if I come back later for this? I kinda have a thing going on right now.”

“Of course, feel free to return anytime.” The employee responded without hesitation.

Tori felt a little weirded out by how accommodating her new acquaintance was. She eyed the purple haired woman a bit more closely and found that she wore a name tag labeled "Annabelle." “Okay then… I, uh, bye?”

The woman now named Annabelle pointed in the direction behind her. “Third door to the right and down the hall ma’am.”

A moment passed before the blonde fully understood the direction but it clicked that she was being directed toward the exit. “Oh, thanks! Bye for real then!”

Annabelle waved, “Do bring your Master with you next time. We’ll be sure to give you a fantastic deal.”

Direction in mind, Tori restarted her way out of the spa but was quickly distracted as she came across yet another person when she entered the lobby. This time it was someone she recognized and this person was very much wet.

“That bitch… She didn’t have to shoot my face…” The drenched and pouting Madison Bauer complained as she tried to wring out her thick blue locks. She turned to see if she could find a towel but was quickly met with another water gun pointed straight for her. “Ahh! Tori wait wait wait!”

“Why should I?” The blonde questioned, not letting the bluenette move an inch.

“I’m out of water! Sooooo, I’m not a threat!” Maddy smiled as she pulled the trigger of her teal gun and a dribble of water came out.

Tori raised her eyebrow as she asked. “How are you out of water already?”

“I, uh… kinda suck at aiming I guess…” Maddy sighed in dismay before her demeanor changed as she added, “I’d rather suck something else, am I right, girlfriend? Tee-hee.”

“‘Sigh’ No,” Tori responded as she sprayed the younger girl in the face.

“Not the face! Only Dan can spray my face!” Maddy complained while adding yet another innuendo. Tori sprayed her a second time for that one.

Moments later, the fellow competitor was gone and Tori was alone in the spa’s lobby. A distraction passed and a point earned, Tori finally left the aromatic spa.

“Ahem. Attention ladies!” The voice of Vanessa booming out of thin air stopped Tori in her tracks as she passed by the breakfast hall from earlier. “As an extra incentive for those who are “brave” enough to give our lovely master a smooch… Anyone who kisses him on the lips for their refill will get one bonus VP at the end of the match. Have fun!”

Tori’s brow furrowed. ‘That little… She’s trying to get the others to make out with my boyfriend. I’m the only one who… Huh. Why am I…?’

The confused blonde shook the thoughts out of her head as she focused on the gun in hand. ‘Now’s not the time. Focus on the game. If I win I’ll…’

Voices from the breakfast hall caught her attention. With a pump of her water gun, Tori psyched herself up, “I can do this. Let’s win.”

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AN: Hey! It's me! Hope y'all liked the first bit of the first round. Who do you think has the best start so far and who are y'all rooting for? As a reminder the Round One Q&A is still running and will until the end of the round. Be sure to say who the question is for!

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