Wellington Academy

As I walked through the doors of grand ole Wellington Academy there was a slight apprehensive air to the school. The jocks weren’t there to greet me by slapping the binders out of my hands and then I remembered our “huuuuge” game football tonight against our school rivals the Rochester dumbasses or whatever their name is. Our football team was probably having their pre-school circle jerk they do on Fridays before school to get them ready for the game; however, the cheerleaders were there to give me their patented snide and disgusted looks as I walked through the door.

I walked upstairs to my locker and seeing that I’d been back locked, I had to try and awkwardly open my locker from the ground. I was about halfway through my locker combo when I heard a deep “hey look, dipshit’s already on his knees. Makes it easier to suck my cock now!” from the end of my hall. I sighed and finished up my locker combo before standing up and seeing Darren walking up to me.

Darren was this big bitch with a buzzcut already primed to go to military school right out of highschool. He was the teams star runningback rushing for a whopping 57 yards per game and less than a touchdown. Man was this dude big though.

“You know for all the gay jokes you make about me I’m beginning to think you’re interested,” I remarked.

“Shut the fuck up,” he shot back, “even the weird pedos don’t want you.” He then proceeded to burst out laughing as if that joke hadn’t been overused millions of times.

I started to open up my locker and quickly murmured loudly enough for him to hear, “Well at least I’m on their list unlike a roided out freak I know.”

He immediately stopped laughing and pushed me to the ground making my binder and all the papers in it go flying all over the ground. Darren commented, “You’re right. Only all the girls want me dickwad.” He started walking away and slipped on one of my papers falling to the ground and groaning very pitily about his knee.

I left him on the ground and cleaned up my stuff. I didn’t want to include ISS to that lunch detention too so I scurried off to my first class of the day.