Well you’re a weeb, so…

You quickly added “Japanese” to the “Known Languages” section. Now you wouldn’t need subtitles for anime! You also added “perfect basketball player” to your skills. Might as well set yourself up for an easy life. With this device, there was no way you couldn’t go pro! You could even—before you could finish your thought, the door to the bathroom burst open. Had class finished already? But you couldn’t hear the telltale noise of the between-period bathroom rush from outside. It was just as quiet as usual. You turned around, and dropped the device in shock.