Well it could go this way...

Malon was a little bit flushed and excited as she stood in front of the crowd of people gathering and was immediately met with a dozen different responses. "Wow... check out her outfit, its so skimpy" was a common one among the boys who were in the crowd with a lot of accompanying wolf-whistles, but just as much she could hear some of the less than content girls voices ringing out in the crowd as well. "That outfit she's wearing is just skanky" she heard one girl say as others nodded and she could hear the word "sleazy" and "slutty" along with various comments about her being just a flashy bitch wanting to flaunt her body which wasn't "even that special" apparently much to Malon's displeasure and flushed irritation. "I'm just dancing, why are they being so judgemental" she thought miserably as she looked at the mixed faces of the crowd, some looking at her hungrily, others looking at her with disgust.

"I shouldn't have agreed to this" Malon thought with hesitation, but then the music began again from the musicians wind up box and she found herself swaying a little bit nervously in front of everyone, brushing her long auburn hair over her bare shoulders whenever it came forward, which tickled and made her giggle a little as she looked at the way the men gulped whenever she moved even a little. It felt really unnatural to be moving so slowly and swayingly while everyone just stared at her clothes, or in the mens case at the lack of it over the upper line where her breasts met as they would jiggle a little when she swayed too hard and Malon felt a little scared it was going to give away, but it seemed to be holding her breasts up quite well.

As the tempo picked up and she could see the crowd were starting to sway a little bit as well, she started to step from side to side nervously as she got a few cheers when she decided to do a twirl around. By now the music was infectiously upbeat and they were clapping as was she as she found herself doing a little bit of a jig, something that was quite common amongst inhabitants of hyrule field compared to the city folk, which the crowd enthusiastically clapped to and then as the tune hit its most bounceful and upbeat she started jumping and flitting around which everyone was cheering at and Malon felt alive.

And then the song hit its final few upbeat swings as Malon knew exactly how to end it as she stepped back from the crowd and ran towards them, jumping and twirling as she kept on spinning for a few more moments before coming to a stop in front of the crowd to their cheers, but those came to a quick abrupt halt as Malon stared at them. "What?" she asked with scared confusion, but the giggles and murmurs that were starting to come from the crowd told her that something was incredibly wrong as she looked down to see her completely bare breasts, and even further down the tufts of hair of her pubic region were staring back at her as she looked at the faces of either awe, shock or glee that were staring at her completely exposed form other than her boots which ran up to her knees to only accentuate her thighs and the rest of her body.

"How am I... when?" Malon thought with horror as she brought her hands up to cover what little of her body she could as she glanced down to see what remained of her shirt was around her ankles, but her skirt was behind her as she reached down to the rag that was supposed to somehow conceal her milk jugs while the entire crowd could see her giant boobs hanging down as she stooped. "I take it back! She's a slut but what a body!" one of the girls commented meanly from behind her as she finished bending over hurriedly to grab the piece of cloth that had once been her shirt and turned around to see her skirt was being held by the girl. "Give me my skirt!" she demanded as she became aware of the crowds jeers now that her ass was on display to them. "You call this a skirt at this length?" the girl asked as she smirked. "Besides its torn completely, must've been a tear in it that worsened" she giggled as she showed Malon that indeed a massive tear in the fabric that must've been aggravated while she had danced existed. "I think this needs to go in the bin, even a harlot wouldn't wear something this short" the girl stated as Malon ran towards her. "Give it back" she screamed anxiously, but the girl grinned.

"No... I don't think I will" the girl smirked as she threw Malon's skirt up onto the roof of a house and Malon screamed in anguish. "How could you!?" she demanded as the girl smiled. "I don't know, you were the one who dressed so slutty, maybe wearing loose clothing isn't such a good idea if you can't afford panties" she mocked as Malon looked at her in seething rage, and turned around to run for it through the crowd towards the exit back to hyrule field holding the one piece of her shirt over her bulgening breasts which it was far too flimsy to hide the extent of their size from anyone who caught a glimpse of the girl from Hyrule field streaking past them as she kept running until she was home and crawled into bed. The milk delivery could wait, her day in hyrule had been an unmitigated disaster and there was no hope of any dignity returning unless she stayed away from the town long enough for people to forget the gerudo dancer who had quite possibly had the single greatest wardrobe malfunction in Hylian history.

In the morning her lack of clothing also came in handy as it meant her father gave her a spanking easily without any skirt to pull down as he tore off the bedcovers to see nothing but a sliver of a shirt around her as she obediently accepted her punishment for leaving the milk jugs behind in hyrule town without getting payment. The only thing she could take solace in was thankfully he never heard of what she had done thankfully as only Lydia knew Malon had been the girl. Similarly she was thankful Link had been away at the time and when he came back he heard the story, but couldn't thankfully work out the girl in a nice modest outfit before him had been ogled by the entire town before him as he was still trying to work his way into her pants.

Malon in her desparate disrobed dash while the whole of hyrule town looked at her would never live down that shame no matter how many years she lived though. However she had learned two things from this experience. Firstly she had learned Lydia was not to be trusted and later did get her friend back by "accidentally" falling and pulling her friends dress down in front of the whole marketplace to Malon's great satisfaction, her friends shriek and desparate attempt to pull her dress back up as quickly as possible giving Malon a little bit of retribution. Secondly and more importantly she learned that doing favours for strangers in castle town was how a country bumpkin gets herself into trouble as she hastened home that day with every body in castle town getting a look at a young innocent country girls beautiful rear as the city had chewed her clothes in and out and spat her back out to the ranch to learn a lesson about when saying no earlier would be appropriate. A pictogram that was taken thankfully didn't capture her face, but whenever Malon would see her bare naked body in bars and inns of the city, documenting its most beautiful streaker, she would have to order the strongest milk she could to try and stop her face flushing and herself from feeling as if she was still bare and being stared and ogled by everyone around her, and that was how her addiction to milk began.

THE END