Well as I said 2 years ago...

It was the night of my 18th birthday. I was in my bed masturbating before falling asleep when a red light ray entered my eye from space, and I suddenly entered a state of trance, and I began hearing a calming voice inside my head.

"Valentine, you have been chosen to become Earth's sample for our intergalactic experiment."

"What type of experiment?" I asked.

"You see, all around the galaxy complex, life has sex and where there is sex, there is the sexual arms race. An evolutionary race between the sexes for genetic dominance. My species is extremely interested in discovering if it's possible to transcend safely from the race. You were now given total social acceptance by humans to all your actions and the capacity to totally change any human's sexual characteristics at will. Now go forth and live life to the fullest."

"Wait what?" I exclaimed as the voice vanished; after that, I instantly fell asleep.