Welcome to the party, pal!

“HAND IN THE AIR!! STEP AWAY FROM THE WOMAN AND SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!!”

Shit! You forgot about the damn responders! You look up to see two uniformed figures framed in the hole in the outer wall. One is a man in a paramedic’s uniform. The other is a policewoman with her gun drawn and pointed at you. “MOVE! NOW!!”

You raise your hand in surrender and scramble backwards away from the tied superheroine. You are dimly aware of Wonder Woman yelling something into her gag.

The policewoman steps through the hole in the wall, keeping her gun and her eyes focused on you. You can see now she’s young, fairly small, not quite 5’6”, and while the body armor hides her figure she obviously has a slender body. Her blond hair under her cap is pulled back into a tight bun.

“Give me an excuse you fucking pervert!” she barks, an angry snarl distorting her pretty face. Keeping the gun trained on you, her other hand grabs her radio mic, “It’s going to be alright Miss. Dispatch this is…”

Her voice is drowned out by a burst of static. She winces and lets go of the mic, but her gun stays level. “Goddamn superhero fights screwing up every goddamn thing!” The paramedic, an older guy with a paunch, steps through the hole and gawks at the bound Amazon thrashing on the floor with her tits out. “Uh, is that…?”

Your mind races. They’re between you and the exit so there’s nowhere to run but back down further into the garage. “This isn’t what it looks like Officer! Honest! We’re just roleplaying!”

“Right, and she forgot the safeHOLY SHIT THAT’S WONDER WOMAN!!” Her eyes go wide as she recognizes the heroine.

“Please, do I look like I could overpower the real Wonder Woman? That’s my girlfriend in a costume to surprise me for my birthday!”

The cop looks back and forth from the captured heroine to you. Wonder Woman’s expression makes it obvious this is not consensual, but for just a second the officer is confused and her gun wavers off target.