Make a run for it!

As soon as the policewoman’s attention is on the hogtied heroine, you dive behind what’s left of the Tesla. The pretty cop yells “STOP!” in a surprisingly loud voice, a shot goes off and you hear a windshield shatter.

Out of her line of sight for the moment, you dive over the low barrier between this ramp and the next one down, and start running. You know this garage like the back of your hand – you just hope that home field advantage will make up for the whole She Has A Gun thing.

You hear the cop yell “Help her!” – presumably telling the EMT to untie Wonder Woman, the smartest thing she’s done so far. You hear her little patter down the ramp and after a few seconds she bursts around the corner where P1 turns into P2. “FREEZE!” she yells, landing in a wide shooting stance aiming down the ramp where you are presumably running away from her.

Unfortunately for her, you hadn’t run down the ramp, but back UP towards her. Those few seconds were enough for you to hop up behind a support column out of sight from above. As she rounds the corner, you leap out of your shadow and tackle her. You both fall to the ground, but you were ready for the fall and she wasn’t. Her head connects with the concrete, and the gun skitters out of her hands.

The cutie fights like a wildcat, but you have at least 75 pounds on her, and on the ground like this she doesn’t stand a chance. Before she can even scream a warning, you grab her blond hair and SLAM the back of her head into the floor once, twice, three times! You snatch up the dropped gun, but she’s out like light.

You roll the **** policewoman over and quickly cuff her wrists behind her with her own cuffs. Rising to your feet, you thrown the cop over your shoulder – wow, she really is a tiny thing! – and run back up the ramp to P1.

As you round the corner, the paramedic is trying to untie the golden rope holding Wonder Woman, but he hasn’t had enough time to undo any of your knots. He wasted time removing her gag tho, and as she sees you coming she shouts a warning. The paramedic looks up to see you bearing down on him, gun in hand and policewoman over your shoulder. He freaks! Instead of getting to his feet and trying to dive out the hole in the wall or something sensible, he just sort of throws himself backwards and crab-walks back until he runs into a car.

Wonder Woman makes it to her knees but her hands and feet are still bound. All she can do it yell “Villain! If you’ve harmed that brave young officer…” Your kick catches her just under the chin, shutting off her useless warning and sending her sprawling. You plant a foot on her back, pinning her in place, and level the cop’s gun at the terrified EMT.

“Oh man, don’t kill me don’t kill me I’m unarmed I’m just an ambulance jockey!!”

You stare at the man, high on adrenaline, and grinning like an idiot.

“Ambulance, you say?"