Wannabe Alpha Male Loses Girlfriend To His Ex

Hanna (Ex):

Hanna: Hey dick head.

Alex: Oh whats this. My ex fucktoy coming crawling back to beg and apologize just like i said you would.

Hanna: Why the hell would i be the one apologizing. You were the one who cheated and lied to me daily. Why would anyone want a lying limp dick loser like you back?

Alex: Please like anyone could be satisfied with just you. You should be thanking me for giving you the time of day. Besides i got a way better girl now. I got no time to waste for old news like you.

Hanna: Yeah, that's why i was getting crying drunk texts and voicemails for like a month after i dumped your ass.

Alex: Fuck you. We broke up cause you weren't woman enough for me. So i had to find some real hotties to keep me satisfied. That's why your single with no guy wanting to touch you and im dating a sexy and young woman.

Hanna: Aw. Did i hurt the idiots feeling. Besides after dealing with you i had no interest in finding another idiot like you. So i started dating women instead. So far my only regret is taking so long to do so.

Alex: Haha. Such a ugly loser you had to dyke yourself just to get attention. What so now your getting scissored by some butch dykes. Those are the only ones i can imagine having any interest you.

Hanna: Eh mostly just hookups to be honest. Either girls from tinder or ones i met in the club. Got my eyes on a smoke show right now. Me and her are really getting along.

Alex: Wait? What the Fuck? Thats Emma! What the fuck are you doing with my girlfriend?

Hanna: I found the poor girl sadly drinking at the bar. Apparently her loser boyfriend had been cheating on her and she found out this morning by snooping through his phone. Could you imagine.

Alex: What no...

Hanna: So i spent some time cheering her up and eventually we found our way to place. She was very grateful for the company

Alex: What the hell. Stay away from my girl.

Hanna: Idk why your so upset. She's having a great time. She's even making herself comfortable.

Alex: You bitch! Do you really think a useless broad like you could replace me. Tell Emma to get her ass home. NOW!

Hanna: I dont know. She seems to think im doing a good job.

Alex: Hanna what the hell. Who do you think you are.

Hanna: Hey your the one who also said if yur able to steal a guys girl it means he's not man enough to keep her?

Alex: Fuck You.

Hanna: No thanks. You lost that privilege. But don't worry I'll take care of MY Girl. XOXO

Alex: You think id let you win? I'll talk sense into her.

Hot Ass (Emma):

Alex: Babe. I dont know what went through your head but get your ass home now. If you apologize like a good girlfriend ill forgive you.

Emma: No thanks loser. We're through. Btw i sent evidence to all the girls youve been sleeping with so no more backups. Also the apartment is in my name. Pack your shit and get out. I want you gone by morning. Dont bother waiting for me tonight. Hanna is introducing me to some friends

Alex: Emma please..... no.....