Walter

Ted away on a businesss trip, Timmy off at the summer camp to help keep his "sudden new urges" at bay, and Mary Jane out at the mall with her friends, there was no one left to take with her...

Grabbing the prepared packs in their closet, she never the less walked out back, prepared to preserve what she could. Opening the back door she glaned up and spotted the neighbor out back, looking up to the sky as if to spot the bomb that would doom him.

"Walter!" Dolores exclaimed in relief, "Get over here! We can take shelter in my bunker."

Walter shook off his trance and looked over to his saviour. He immediately started moving to help her with the packs and to get somewhere safe. the thought, 'Luckiest man on Earth', crossed his mind as she went down the ladder first and he was able to freely stare down into her cleavage. Good thing he'd been such a gentleman and let her go first, didn't want to be accused of peeping up her dress after all....