Wake up surprise.

Tali was having a very pleasant dream. The luxury of simply being able to sleep in the sun without her suit was magic.

In her dreams she wasn’t wearing her suit either. She was completely naked and swimming in the ocean. Then she was enjoying a fire as her body dried.

"Tali..."

Tali knew that voice. "Shepard?" She opened her eyes and saw the commander. Only she was seeing a lot more than she hed ever seen before!

Shepard was naked save a breathing mask!

"Shepard?! What? Where are your clothes?"

"Where are yours?" Miranda smirked.

That was when she finally saw the other two. That bitch Miranda and Liara.

And when she remembered she was just as naked as Shepard!!

"Shit!!!" Tali fell over herself as she tried to cover her bare body.

"A little late for that Tali." Liara gave a soft laugh.

"What are you doing here?!" Tali stood awkwardly as she tried to hide behind her arms. "And why are you naked?!"

"I was getting the crew back together for a reunion." Shepard tried not to blush but she was still getting use to her new life. "I'm naked because..."

"Because she cant wear clothes. She signed a contract forbidding her from wearing them and she is my property now." Liara explained.

"That's very unusual. Do humans usually do that?" Tali found herself taking her arms off her front and putting them on her hips.

"No. I was drunk." Shepard sighed. "I wanted to see how the relations were going with the geth and see if you wanted to join us."

"The geth have been a blessing. They're the reason I can go without my suit...speaking of which let me get it and I will happily go with you."

"Or you can join us as is." Liara countered.

"What? No that's not happening."

"Why not?" Miranda asked. "You might be a little caught off guard but obviously you don't mind being nude."

"On my planet. On my property. Not going through the Normandy!"

"It would be nice to not be the only one naked..." Shepard said.

Tali wasn't sure what to do.