Wait you little!

John looked at Ilis, then at his cock, then at Ilis again. The sheer absurdity of the situation took a moment to register with him. The dwarf that had just been riding him was now dutifully drawing the schematics with her heavy breasts resting on the table.

John crawled up from the floor, making his way over to Ilis, her fat ass jiggling as she moved the pencil over the paper with the speed of a mad genius.

John lined his cock up with her folds from behind, thrusting right back into her as he stood up straight, effectively raising Ilis off her legs. He held onto her by her hips as she moaned loudly, a loud groan from John following soon thereafter.

“Hmm, just… Let me keep working,” Ilis moaned, resting on one arm as the other kept scribbling.

John just moaned as he started to rapidly thrust into her wet sex. He didn’t care, lust addling his mind. His hips smacked wetly against hers as he drove into her from behind now, her big meaty cheeks shaking with every thrust he made. He was happy he put those extra points into Strength though; lifting the stout, compact dwarf was not an easy task.

He looked down at her, watching how in between moans she mumbled about the blade he requested from her. She was in some form of trance; it reminded him of those crazy scientists in games that suddenly had inspiration and forgot everything else. Even sex, it seemed.

It wasn’t long before John couldn’t keep it up anymore; his orgasm had been approaching when she got off of him, and now, with the new position, it was ready to explode.

“I’m gonna cum,” John let out with a strangled breath. Ilis didn’t even twitch, still moaning in between her ramblings. He considered pulling out but realized that that would risk smudging the schematic. Therefor, he gave one more loud, hard moan and hilted his cock inside Ilis, her round, soft cheeks resting against his stomach as he shot thick, goopy ropes of jizz into her tight pussy. He held her up as long as he could, but with the sudden wave of exhaustion that hit him his orgasm, he was **** to place her back on the ground, moving backwards as his slick, softening cock pulled out of the tunnel it had just been pounding into.

He stumbled but kept his footing as he saw a large amount of thick white goop start to flow from her thoroughly fucked cunny. “My goddess,” he whispered, looking at the inevitable amount of achievements and messages that always hit him when he did something lewd.

To caverns deep
Fuck a dwarf, someone likes them short and bearded!
Cha +1

Not what I loaned her to ye for, Laddy, but as long as she consents, I am not going to tell you to cut it out.

NICE! Bedding a dwarf? You got great taste, bud! The more I see, the more I want you to join me, are you sure you are not interested in joining the Wildhunt? I can even toss in a new pet! You and I could do great things together, trust me.

“I’m sorry Cernunos, I can’t. You know, Cynthia? Kinda got a gf now and all,” John whispered.

Screw that noise! I can give you two of those within a day! Think about it!

“Okay, okay. I will think about it,” John paled slightly as he read that message.

Don’t worry, Cerriboy will not do anything against you, count on good ol’ Hemet for that

John groaned as he nodded, not really a fan of the divine clusterfuck he was getting into. Ilis kept working as she didn’t even notice him talking. John started to collect his clothes, getting dressed the old fashioned way for once. He patted Ilis’ wide ass as he told her he was gonna go, getting a small wave from her hand in dismissal.

“It was fun Ilis,” he mumbled.

“Indeed! Thanks for the inspiration! We will talk soon, for now, I need to keep going,” she told him with a crazed voice.

John slinked out of the room, thinking it was a very productive day: he got ambushed, got a blowjob, measured his dick, got caught doing that by his girlfriend’s father and finally wound up fucking a dwarf he met one day ago. What even was his life at the moment.

Just as John was lamenting the cruelty of fate, his cell phone started ringing. John looked a bit puzzled, hitting ‘accept call’ with his thumb as he spoke up. “John Newman, what can I do for you?”

The other side of the line was quiet for a moment, then a teenager’s voice rang out. “So you are alive, you dipstick! Do you know you just lost me five gold?! Where have you been!? You have not been online since monday; we thought you were dead, or worse, stopped gaming!”

John’s eyes went wide as he recognized the voice. It was his guildleader, from World of Warcraft. He had given him his cellphone number in case of unexpected raids or special events, back when gaming was his life. Which constitutes to being two weeks ago.

“Hey Darren, no, no, I’m not dead, went to the forest for school, got a gf, you know? The usual stuff?” John tried to joke, only getting a deadly silence from the other side of the line.

“Well, I don’t know if you are trying to be funny or telling the truth; however, are you coming online tonight or what? We were so close to finishing mythic Archimonde last week. Fucking scrubs. We need our main tank.”

John scratched the back of his head as he walked out of the smithy, nodding at Old Fred who was still in the middle of his inspection. “Well, yeah, I think I should be. I kinda miss gaming, just mindless grinding,” he replied, then mentally added, ‘Non dangerous grinding, that is.’

“Dude, what? I need your head on top of its game! Tonight, eight o'clock sharp! You better not have lost your touch, see you then! Oh and, you and I need to have a long, hard, talk about this girlfriend of yours, like how you got her, where you got her, and of course how much you paid her to actually agree to be your girlfriend.”

“Oh, sure, keep that up and I will make sure that ass of yours won’t survive any fight tonight,” he grinned as he replied. “Remember, I control whether your stupid ass lives or dies boss.”

“Right, see! That’s what happens when you dissapoof for half a week! We forget how vicious you can be, ya dick! So, see you tonight at eight? I want to know ALL the details about your supposed girlfriend. Oh and ehm, pics or it didn’t happen?”

John pulled the phone away from his ear as he sighed, the laughter of his guild leader and good friend loudly coming from the device. “Well, I might just have one ready for you. See ya tonight, sir douchalot.” With that, he hit ‘end call’.

John put away his phone after making sure it was on standby again. Then smiled at Old Fred. “Hey, do you mind discussing the price for those tomorrow? You can hang onto them for tonight, I kinda forgot that I have normal people stuff to do tonight,” he chuckled. For some reason he really wanted to go home and just play his games. Yes, the abyss was cool, but it was also dangerous. So maybe kicking back and gaming like ‘the Gamer’ should was not such a bad idea after all.

“Aye, lad, go do your thing; Ilis still doing her work? Mind ye, I could hear her scream down here. But, we are all adults here, so don’t worry. See ya tomorrow.”

John then went over to Cynthia. Inside the tent he found his girlfriend playing hide and seek with his pets in her pile of stuffed animals. Toph flinging small pebbles at Cynthia who desperately tried to stay still underneath a huge teddy bear. “Cyn, I got called away, I kinda need to go home,” John explained as he picked Toph up all of a sudden. The pangolin let out a startled peep before smelling who it was, making a small, almost purring sound as she curled up into a ball around his arm. Jack launched himself from the pile of plushies and clung to John’s shirt with his claws, John grinning as he used his free hand to pull Jack up to his shoulder.

“Oh? What are you gonna do then? And how did things go with Ilis?” Cynthia asked as she kissed his cheek.

“Well, basically, I fucked a dwarf, she’s a screamer. Might actually be easy to get her to join us,” John winked as he said that. “But, for the details on how… I am going to want something in return.”

“Oh? Since when did you grow a pair, Johnnyboy? Sure, I’ll bite, whatcha want in return for telling your poor, cheated on girlfriend how to fuck a hot piece of dwarf ass, hm?” she pouted playfully as she stared into his eyes, even turning on the puppy dog eyes.

“One, you encouraged me to cheat on you which means it’s not cheating. Two, I kinda want a picture of you to use as my phone background,” he smirked pulling his phone from his pocket and gesturing at her.

“Hmmm, sure, sure, fair enough. Okay! Let me strike a pose,” she winked back as he took a step back, pangolin on one hand and a kitten on his shoulder.

Cynthia stuck her tongue out at him, then changed her mind, a naughty twinkle in her eyes as she pulled up her shirt, holding it under her chin as she gave him the peace sign. “How’s this?”

John snapped a picture greedily, laughing out loud as he nodded. “Totally you. Yeah. Okay. Ilis appearantly gets her mind working by being lewd: ask her a difficult question or something, then help her get her mind going and you are between her legs like that. Not sure if it always works like that, but for me it certainly did.”

Cynthia nodded as she listened intently, letting her shirt drop back down.

“As for your previous question of what I am gonna do, I am going to be true to my title and play a video game. My guild needs me. I have been gone for too long, they thought I died,” he dryly stated.

“Lol, well then, we better go and find dad then, we can’t keep you from your ever so important job of being a geek now, can we?”

Cyn and John kissed, then went to find Arnold so they could get John home.