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Wait I’m single now?

John went to meet his girlfriend, Beth, at their usual spot the coffee shop down the street from the community college before class, but when he arrived she was holding hands with Jayson. Why the fuck was she with Jayson? Jayson went to the Community college with them and had gone to high school with them too. When John got up to them they looked bigger than he remembered Beth and John were now the same height but she was wearing flip flops. Jayson was a head taller than both of them now, John wondered when did they both grow oblivious to the fact he had shrunk 8 inches in height to now be 5’3”. John asked Beth, “how could you do this to me? With Jayson of all people?” They both started laughing.

“Look babydick everyone knows from when you got pantsed are Lydia’s party that you have a tiny dick, and most girls are taller than you. You’re so pathetic,” Beth responded, “so how am I doing this to you exactly? Jayson and I shave been a couple since Junior year?”