You make dad less of a man

John decided to make his dad’s self deprecating jokes a reality. John shrunk his dad’s dick and balls lowering his testosterone production. Yet he increased his dad’s libido. His dad came in from the porch smaller shoulders thinner arms, and a slight bulge in the front of his pants, not really a bulge as much as it just pushed forward, his dad came in and started rubbing his decreased groin against Julie’s ass. She looked taller or maybe Dad looked shorter either way she commented, “oh baby your little friend is awake.”

John snickered at his mom’s joke.

“Once John gets out maybe we could have a quickie,” he heard his dad suggest.

“A quickie is all shrimpy is good for,” Julie retorted.

Joh left laughing oblivious that he just changed the past which meant his genetic make up was just as pitiful