Wait!!!

As I'm about to walk out the door.

Me: "Wait! I'm not happy yet."

ZIP!

I pull out the bitch slapping stick.

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

Tara: OWWWW

Tara's face goes red. From the ****? From anger? I don't give a fuck.

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

Me: "Now I'm happy."

ZIP!